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What If Your Angry Mom Quotes Were Motivational Posters

Because Latina moms have such a kind way with words.

When asking her for a basic necessity becomes a bother.

comochingasmitu

Love you too, mom.

When you get a B-.

pontelaspilasmitu

Yeah mom, because I’ve never thought of that before.

When she knows you’re lying.

diostodovemitu

There’s no better feeling than imagining a giant holy being watching over you when you’re making out with your significant other.

When she needs you to tone it down… Or she’ll do it for you.

tecalmasotecalmomitu

…is there a third option?

When you ask mom if she’ll let you go to the mall.

quesealoquediosquieramitu

Of all the things God has to worry about, that’s probably not one of them.

When she wants you to get up and do something amazing with your life.

noseashuevonamitu

But saying this phrase would earn you a slap across the face.

When she tries to calm your stress.

biennovengamitu

“Porque todo tiene solución en esta vida menos la muerte.”

When she tries to tell you you’re haven’t done sh*t.

atuedadmitu

These stories range from two minutes to two hours. 80% of it might be completely fiction.

When she wants you to keep your head up because…

arribaadelantemitu

Your personal hygiene might be in question.

When she doesn’t want you to date.

volteartortillamitu

You can be 18 or 81, you’ll still be too young to date.

When she — god forbid — sees you cry.

llorarmitu

Because she doesn’t want you cry unless she provoked it.

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Two Mexican Dudes Bond Over Tequila At The Oscars Red Carpet

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Two Mexican Dudes Bond Over Tequila At The Oscars Red Carpet

Credit: Jimmy Kimmel Live! / YouTube

“Just f*****g chug it, man!”

Guillermo, the lovable security guard-slash-sidekick from “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” hit the Oscars red carpet, and as usual, he hilariously weirded-out most of the interviewees. Guillermo talked fashion with Kevin Hart, flirted with Charlize Theron and shared a few shots of tequila with several celebs, including fellow Mexican Alejandro González Iñárritu.

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