What If Your Angry Mom Quotes Were Motivational Posters

Because Latina moms have such a kind way with words.

When asking her for a basic necessity becomes a bother.

comochingasmitu

 

Love you too, mom.

When you get a B-.

pontelaspilasmitu

 

Yeah mom, because I’ve never thought of that before.

When she knows you’re lying.

diostodovemitu

 

There’s no better feeling than imagining a giant holy being watching over you when you’re making out with your significant other.

When she needs you to tone it down… Or she’ll do it for you.

tecalmasotecalmomitu

 

…is there a third option?

When you ask mom if she’ll let you go to the mall.

quesealoquediosquieramitu

 

Of all the things God has to worry about, that’s probably not one of them.

When she wants you to get up and do something amazing with your life.

noseashuevonamitu

 

But saying this phrase would earn you a slap across the face.

When she tries to calm your stress.

biennovengamitu

 

“Porque todo tiene solución en esta vida menos la muerte.”

When she tries to tell you you’re haven’t done sh*t.

atuedadmitu

 

These stories range from two minutes to two hours. 80% of it might be completely fiction.

When she wants you to keep your head up because…

arribaadelantemitu

 

Your personal hygiene might be in question.

When she doesn’t want you to date.

volteartortillamitu

 

You can be 18 or 81, you’ll still be too young to date.

When she — god forbid — sees you cry.

llorarmitu

 

Because she doesn’t want you cry unless she provoked it.

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