Why 2015 Was the Worst Year of Them All
Next year. Next year is my year.
Resolution: Workout More
Reality: Sat on my couch and binge-watched Teresa on Netflix. It’s December and I’m still fat. At least I learned how to be a bad… ?
Resolution: Save Money
Reality: Spent money like I had no bills to worry about.
Resolution: Eat More Salads
Reality: I ate salads with a side of two enchiladas, rice and beans.
Resolution: Drink More Water
Reality: Consumed my H20 in the form of frozen margaritas.
Resolution: Not Curse
Reality: I just don’t know how to speak another language.
Resolution: Learn How to Make Dinner
Reality: I learned how to make dinner… reservations instead.
Resolution: Look More Presentable
Reality: Jan. 2 I realized it requires too much time and effort.
Resolution: Get Along Better with Mom
Reality: I remembered why we don’t get along to begin with.
Resolution: Go to Church On Days Other than Easter and Christmas
Reality: Brunched instead.
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