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The Complete List of Bro Codes Every Mexican Is Down With

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Because we don’t play around when it comes to loyal friendships.

Under no circumstance will you share an umbrella.

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No matter how bad the weather is.

Unless you want to look this ridiculous.

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Contrary to popular belief, you CAN date your friend’s ex.

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If and when you get his blessing first. Ay girl, wassup?

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But don’t think about dating your boy’s sister.

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Stepsister… Maaaaybe.

Standing next to your friend in a urinal is a deadly sin.

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We’re close, but not that close.

If his zipper’s down…

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You have every right to laugh. And if a woman has hers down, you tell your friends. Immediately.

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You always stand up for your boy at the club.

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Because if a fugly girl approaches him, you say he has a gf.

If you’re both into the same girl, neither of you back down.

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It’s a battle till death. May the best fighter win.

If your homie helps you move, you pay him with the best currency.

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And make sure it’s Mexican. Only the best for your boy.

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The only time it’s ever okay to tell your friend you love him is when…

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When you’re both drunk. I looooove juuuuu shoooo mushh. 

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Jessica Alba: "I'm Not the Smartest"

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Jessica Alba: “I’m Not the Smartest”

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Ignoring the Side-Eye

Jessica Alba didn’t think she was smart for a long time. That’s because while she was pitching her Honest Company idea to investors, no one took her seriously.

“It took three and half years of lots of condescending nods and ‘good luck’ pats on the back,” she said. “But I needed people to tell me ‘no’ for me to figure out exactly what I was going to do.”

The actress, along with three investors, now own a company worth 1 billion dollars and growing. Forbes magazine took note and put Alba on the cover with the headline “America’s Richest Self-Made Women.”

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“Something I had to learn as a woman in business is to ask for help… to not be afraid of criticism and to surround yourself with really smart people,” Alba said. “I didn’t think I was smart for a really long time… and I’m not the smartest, but I try.”

With a 1 billion dollar company and a part-time job in Hollywood, who’s giving her condescending looks now?

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