Because we don’t play around when it comes to loyal friendships.
Under no circumstance will you share an umbrella.
No matter how bad the weather is.
Unless you want to look this ridiculous.
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Contrary to popular belief, you CAN date your friend’s ex.
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If and when you get his blessing first. Ay girl, wassup?
But don’t think about dating your boy’s sister.
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Standing next to your friend in a urinal is a deadly sin.
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We’re close, but not that close.
If his zipper’s down…
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You have every right to laugh. And if a woman has hers down, you tell your friends. Immediately.
You always stand up for your boy at the club.
Because if a fugly girl approaches him, you say he has a gf.
If you’re both into the same girl, neither of you back down.
It’s a battle till death. May the best fighter win.
If your homie helps you move, you pay him with the best currency.
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And make sure it’s Mexican. Only the best for your boy.
The only time it’s ever okay to tell your friend you love him is when…
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When you’re both drunk. I looooove juuuuu shoooo mushh.