These ‘Flaritza’ Moments Prove Flaca & Maritza Deserve Their Own Show

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Let’s dream. If “Orange is the New Black” were to have a spin-off, it would HAVE to be all about Flaritza because Flaca and Maritza are the BEST! Who wouldn’t want to binge-watch the eff out of a show that follows our favorite Litchfield Penitentiary BFFs?

It’s so cute when they want to do things together.

pantie-twinsies

But let’s not forget that like all good friends, they fight, too.

Flaritza fighting

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maria’s reaction = all of us when we saw this go down.

Like that time they ran against each other for office.

If you want more pizza vote for Maritza

 

 

 

 

They both wanted to represent the Latinas in the WAC (Women’s Advisory Council). Maritza was all about gettin’ more pizza because it’s “American and shit.”

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And things got ugly!

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Flaca started name-calling.

Maritza may have been called an idiot, but payback is a BITCH!

Vote for Flaca, puta's full of caca

 

 

 

 

 

OUCH! You gotta love Maritza’s mad rhyming skillz, though.

But they always seem to make up.

Maritza pouting

 

Sometimes they don’t even have to apologize in words.

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And they are killer dance partners.

Flaritza dancing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So what if they get cut from the prison’s Christmas pageant because of their fly moves?

When they didn’t get to perform in the Christmas pageant, we had more fun watching them throw shade at everyone else.

Flaritza Christmas

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s not that they were sore losers about not being in the show, they just talked truth.

The best is when they have talks…

Flaca meme

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know those deep kind of soul-baring talks?

That only BFFs can have.

Flaca OITNB

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Deep shit that only gets shared with your BFF.

You know, sharing truths that others would laugh at.

Maritza meme

 

 

 

A real friend “gets” you, though.

And if you’re feeling down about wasting the best years of your life in prison..

Flaritza kiss

 

 

 

 

 

A true friend will kiss you on “your dumb lips” and then you laugh about it because you really are JUST friends and that’s A LOT.

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Actually, sometimes your BFF is…

Maritza and Flaca

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…EVERYTHING.

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