Because some people need to be fuera from your life.
When your mom walks into your room.
And yells that it’s time to clean… On a Saturday morning ?.
When tía calls you over because she wants to ask you something.
You know she’s going to ask about that boyfriend you don’t have.
When you get that ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ speech.
Credit: Modern Family / ABC
Oh please, save it for the birds.
When your BFF brings you a gift.
A shitty souvenir from the Cancún airport. Is this all I mean to you?
Hard to believe, but when class is canceled.
And when your professor does walk in.
When you take a sick day.
And your boss tells you they need you so much at the office.
When you ask for a raise.
And all you get is a letter of recognition for your hard work.
When you’re about to get a ticket.
And it took you forever to park.
When your ex walks in.
And you’re with your new man. Awkwaaaard.
When people say racism doesn’t exist.
Mannnn, you don’t know what I’ve been through. Fuera!
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