11 Things Every Unmarried Latina Over 25 Has Heard
As if dealing with the *sometimes* lonely days of single hood isn’t depressing enough, mami has her not-so-subtle ways of reminding you you’re the only one in la familia entera who hasn’t been able to score a life partner.
“I’m not going to be able to die in peace knowing no one will take care of you.”
CREDIT: La Malquerida / Televisa / GENERADORMEMES.COM
She’s only 45. Eye roll.
“Tu prima Ana, remember the one you used to babysit? She’s getting married next week.”
CREDIT: JAVOL1976/ PINTEREST
Ok mom, so let’s not focus on the fact that I have a career and a house under my name and she… Well, I’m not going to throw her under the bus.
“Where did I fail, mija? Dime, qué hice mal?!”
Umm… What do you mean? Look at me, I’m flaw-less.
“I guess I should give your Christening outfit away to charity at this point.”
CREDIT: RARASTEVENS/ PINTEREST
Go ahead, no kid of mine will ever wear that.
“Mija, you really have to check that genio, you’re scaring guys away.”
CREDIT: MORABLY / PINTEREST/ Modern Family / ABC
Dad seems to be dealing with your genio just fine.
“What do you think about a singles’ cruise for Christmas?”
CREDIT: pllabcfam / Tumblr / Pretty Little Liars / ABC Family
Cruise? Someone might accidentally go overboard.
“Yo le hablé al padre, he’s looking into nice suitors for you.”
CREDIT: 501fucksidontgive / Tumblr / Winnie The Pooh / Disney
I finally have an excuse to stop showing my face at Sunday mass again.
“You know how God feels about unmarried people.”
CREDIT: Rich Kids / E! / Bricesander / Tumblr
Of all the things that God has to worry about, I’m sure his priority list goes:
Isis
World Hunger
Me not being married
“Yo ya no se qué decirle a mis amigas.”
CREDIT: Late Show With David Letterman / CBS / americxanhorrorstory / Tumblr
Seriously, my singleness is the only topic of conversation you guys have? That’s how you know the telenovela isn’t lit. You’re talking about me.
“I always wanted to be a grandmother. I can kiss that dream adios.”
CREDIT: JANNETEPORTILLA/ PINTEREST
Really mom, how many more do you need?
“Do you hate men that much or are you just trying to punish me?”
CREDIT: Publizity / Comedy Central / Realitytvgifs / Tumblr
Yeah mom, I am purposely staying single just to make you miserable.
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