This Rapping Abuelita Is The Best Damn Thing You Will See All Day

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The Internet holds so many treasures and we’d like to thank it for giving us this gem: Gloria Fajardo, Gloria Estefan’s mother, also known as #Rapuela.

This octogenarian spits fiercer raps than any rapper to date. She even gets an assist from her granddaughter, Emily Estefan, who lays down the sickest beatbox tracks to perfectly harmony her abuelita’s hidden talent.

#Rapuela, 87, is the only person who can make “The Happy Birthday Song” somewhat cool with the beats assist from her granddaughter.?

Happy Birthday Papiiiiiiiii ??????? from Em and #Rapuela ❤️?❤️?

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Anything for her son-in-law.

Like skilled rappers, she too raps about her struggles…

Overtimeeeeeeee???❤️ #Rapuela special guests #Dad @nataliadelaguardia @violet_in_chains #Elvira

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…of being put to work by her granddaughter.

She even has a special little rap for her favorite café.

Happy three kings day from all of us at Rapuela's hit factory ❤️ #cafebustelo #mamey ????

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This Rapuela brilliantly throws a little shade at her own family.

Rapuela strikes again with a Burnnnnn ❤️❤️❤️????????❤️❤️❤️ #Rapuela

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#Savage #Savuelita

But she isn’t just about the laughs. Some of her raps are, like, suuuper emotional. ?

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No llores, Rapuela. Emily will be back before you know it.

She even had a special birthday shoutout for her daughter and, naturally, herself.

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Because Cubans are sooooo funny.

Rapuela has gotten so big, she is even doing duets with the hottest musical talents of the Estefan familia.

And it continues .. ??????????❤️❤️?????⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️??????????

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Aye! Pero, qué cute!

Like, seriously, she is all the abuelita goals we can handle.

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¡Y no te olvides los tostones!

Her jokes are so strong that even her producer can’t contain herself.

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Even being laid up in the hospital bed won’t stop Rapuela from giving her fans what they want.

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Qué dios la bendiga.

She isn’t shy to tell the world who runs Doral: Rapuela.

Alcaldesa de Doral #Rapuela ⚡️⚡️⚡️???❤️❤️❤️

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She’s even produced some great festive tracks, like for Thanksgiving. ?

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And like a good Cuban abuela, she warns everyone about overeating, but, like, she knows that Cubans like to eat, right?

And she’s even got St. Patrick’s day covered. ?

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#FamilyGoalsForSure

Bonus: Check out these ADORABLE outtakes featuring the dopest rapping abuelita to ever exist.

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Not to mention this… ?

Behind the scenes of her Rap career. #bloopers ❤️❤️????⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️???

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And…

Deleted scenes and outtakes from the adventures of #Rapuela ❤️❤️❤️?????????

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READ: Types of Abuelitas Every Latino Has

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