11 Things Only a Person From a Big Latino Family Will Understand

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Large Latino families function as their own telenovela. From the villainess, a.k.a. your evil prima, to the very complicated plot twists, it’s a miracle if we make it out sane. At the same time, there is nothing more comforting as your familia.

Someone is always around to pick up all the chisme.

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When you live with 5+ people, no room is ever available to take a call. Mom find out about eeeeeverything.

Someone’s always annoying you.

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Like, for real though, when there are 8 people living in one house you are bound to get sick of someone’s shit.

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Privacy? HA!

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Good luck even getting a lock on your bedroom door. Mami doesn’t believe in that.

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Getting to the bathroom in the morning looks a little like this…

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I swear, if Miguel is still in the bathroom in ten minutes I am kicking the door down.

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People can never tell if you are a family or a tour group.

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And with mami in front holding a map and yelling directions, it doesn’t make it any easier to decipher what is going on.

There is a birthday party every damn weekend.

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What’s worse than giving up your weekends to celebrate every birthday? Having to buy them presents. -_-

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It is very rare to find a restaurant that can seat everyone in the family inside.

Or please everyone’s tastebuds.

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You always discover new tías, tíos and primos at every family reunion.

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Abuleita: Recuerdes de Juanita. She is your tía on your grandfather’s side.

Tía (?) Juanita: I used to take care of you when you were little. You probably don’t remember. Don’t you remember?

Me: Oh yeah… ?

With sisters, there’s always moments like these…

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But you get over it like ASAP.

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No doubt the best part is you always have a strong, indivisible force of Latinos around you.

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And they’ve always got your back no matter what ?.

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