All we need is love…and a minimum amount of common sense. Guys, if you happen to find the chica of your dreams, don’t screw it up by saying one of these things.
You remind me of my mom.
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That’s just gross and insulting at the same time.
You should get my mom’s recipe for “ajiaco.”
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And you should get over your mami issues.
Your place or mine?
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There are way more subtle ways to ask for pity sex. You still won’t get it.
Was that good?
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If you had to ask, you have your answer.
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Are you gaining weight?
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Prepare emergency exit. Pronto.
I don’t like your bff.
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She was going to be your comadre and was here long before you, so… Next!
You’re still hungry?
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Are you still here?
But my ex loved…
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There is no right way of ending that sentence. Ever.
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Don’t take this the wrong way but…
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“How the hell else am I suppose to take it then?”
Tranquila
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Say it one more time and watch her unleash the beast.
Are you legal?
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No one is interested in your green card dude (or you for that matters.)
Can you lower your voice?
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Oh, you really don’t want her to raise her voice, trust me on this one.
Call her “caliente mami,” go ahead, just try.
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Nothing chills a date faster than a stereotypical “compliment”.
You know..I’ve dated a Latina before.
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And you want an award for that? Latinas are not all the same.
