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Things We Wished We Knew Before Our First Time

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There’s so much to know about sex that nobody freakin’ told us. If only we could go back in time we would tell ourselves…

Which parts go where.

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Okay, we had an idea, but weren’t 100%.

Not everything our primas told us about sex was accurate.

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Gallons of cheap perfume is not a turn on. Oh, and girls can’t lose their virginity to a tampon.

It’s worth waiting for the right person and the right time.

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That awkward moment will always be waiting for you. Trust, it’s not going anywhere.

Foreplay is your friend.

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Lubrication makes the world go round.

The back of a carcacha isn’t where you’ll want to remember your first time.

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Even if it seems cute because it reminded us of a Selena song.

You’re not a porn star… 

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Don’t try and pretend.

Relax.

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It only lasts 2 minutes anyway.

Doing tequila shots isn’t the best way to prepare for the most special night of your life.

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You’re going to want to remember everything about this night.

Always. Wear. A. Condom.

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Sorry, no exceptions. You can definitely get pregnant your first time.

It’s okay to make eye contact.

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You’re with your lover, not a mountain lion.

It’s fine if you orgasm right away.

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Or not at all.

You walk funny after. 

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Just wait till you pee.

Don’t worry, it’s only uphill from here.

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People do this for fun, ya know.

READ: 11 Times The Latino Parent Sex Talk Failed

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JLo On The View: 5 Facts You Didn't Know About The Puerto Rican Superstar

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JLo On The View: 5 Facts You Didn’t Know About The Puerto Rican Superstar

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Jennifer Lopez was recently on “The View” to talk about her show “Shades Of Blue,” and the hosts could not get enough of the Boricua superstar. They covered her entire career, from being a Fly Girl on “In Living Color” to her recent Las Vegas residency.

When asked about her favorite look of all time, JLo didn’t even mention the dress that caused so much hype.

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Instead, she went with a more recent favorite: “Only because it is very recent I think the Golden Globes. I love the Golden Globes. That kind of chartreuse, mustardy color.”

She thinks that all of the roles she has played were meant for her.

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She continued: “Like, at different times in my life there were different things that I was drawn to for whatever reason or that were drawn to me that I got to do an, whether it was ‘Selena’ or ‘Enough’ or even this character now, I really believe that the writing and the story of it and what it was saying about humanity and human nature and all that stuff was interesting and deserved to be told. And so timely!”

Lopez credits her time as a track runner in grade school to preparing her for success in the future.

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At 11 years old, she was a champ in her age group.”I feel like it got me ready, discipline-wise, for everything that I do now and the pace that I go at. It’s very funny,” Lopez told the hosts of the show.

She confirmed to Sunny Hostin that she is working on new music and later teased us with this on her IG.

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After her music announcement, the crowd erupted in excitement. Lopez appeared genuinely flattered.

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Who doesn’t get excited when JLo is about to drop some new jams?

She loved “American Idol” so much, she decided to do it for five years.

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“Honestly, I got signed on to do just one year and I wound up doing five,” Lopez said. “I did two then I went off and did a tour and then I came back and I’ve done three more and I never would have guessed that this would have been such a big part of my life.”

“I love the family of Idol,” Lopez said. “Like, the people behind the scenes and the judges that I have gotten to work with.”

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Seems like they love you back, girl!

Watch JLo’s full interview on “The View” below:

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READ: Jennifer Lopez Let Loose On Carpool Karaoke With James Corden

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