There’s so much to know about sex that nobody freakin’ told us. If only we could go back in time we would tell ourselves…
Which parts go where.
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Okay, we had an idea, but weren’t 100%.
Not everything our primas told us about sex was accurate.
Gallons of cheap perfume is not a turn on. Oh, and girls can’t lose their virginity to a tampon.
It’s worth waiting for the right person and the right time.
That awkward moment will always be waiting for you. Trust, it’s not going anywhere.
Foreplay is your friend.
Lubrication makes the world go round.
The back of a carcacha isn’t where you’ll want to remember your first time.
Even if it seems cute because it reminded us of a Selena song.
You’re not a porn star…
Don’t try and pretend.
It only lasts 2 minutes anyway.
Doing tequila shots isn’t the best way to prepare for the most special night of your life.
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You’re going to want to remember everything about this night.
Always. Wear. A. Condom.
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Sorry, no exceptions. You can definitely get pregnant your first time.
It’s okay to make eye contact.
You’re with your lover, not a mountain lion.
It’s fine if you orgasm right away.
Or not at all.
You walk funny after.
Just wait till you pee.
Don’t worry, it’s only uphill from here.
People do this for fun, ya know.
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