Things We Wished We Knew Before Our First Time

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There’s so much to know about sex that nobody freakin’ told us. If only we could go back in time we would tell ourselves…

Which parts go where.

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Okay, we had an idea, but weren’t 100%.

Not everything our primas told us about sex was accurate.

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Gallons of cheap perfume is not a turn on. Oh, and girls can’t lose their virginity to a tampon.

It’s worth waiting for the right person and the right time.

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That awkward moment will always be waiting for you. Trust, it’s not going anywhere.

Foreplay is your friend.

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Lubrication makes the world go round.

The back of a carcacha isn’t where you’ll want to remember your first time.

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Even if it seems cute because it reminded us of a Selena song.

You’re not a porn star… 

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Don’t try and pretend.

Relax.

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It only lasts 2 minutes anyway.

Doing tequila shots isn’t the best way to prepare for the most special night of your life.

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You’re going to want to remember everything about this night.

Always. Wear. A. Condom.

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Sorry, no exceptions. You can definitely get pregnant your first time.

It’s okay to make eye contact.

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You’re with your lover, not a mountain lion.

It’s fine if you orgasm right away.

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Or not at all.

You walk funny after. 

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Just wait till you pee.

Don’t worry, it’s only uphill from here.

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People do this for fun, ya know.

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