As much as we don’t want to admit it, life has proven over and over again just how on-point mom was when she said:
Vaporub cures everthing.
Maybe not eeeverything, but it did soothe us.
Amor de lejos, amor de pendejos.
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Had I known then what I know now, hell no I wouldn’t have dated that guy from Buenos Aires 😢.
She’s not a real friend.
How did she know she was going to try to steal Roberto from me?!
Looks aren’t everything.
Lo guapo con el tiempo se quita. She was sooo right.
Te tienes que bañar todos los días.
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We complained because we swore we weren’t smelly, but have you ever walked into a meeting after skipping a shower and felt everyone can tell? It’s because they can.
“No sé” is not an answer.
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She was getting us ready for the real world because this never flies with any boss.
You’ll understand when you’re older.
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It makes you feel so
grown up old when you start getting mom’s point.
Cuando tengan hijos se van a acordar de mi.
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God help me if they turn out as crazy.
No les habremos dado lujo ni riqueza, pero les dimos estudio.
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And it was one of the best things she could’ve pushed us to do. Thank you.