There’s no worse time for an awkward moment than when you’re in the sack. Here are some of the things that should never happen during sex…but do.
Did someone just open a tupperware container full of guacamole?
Blurting out sh*t.
“Sí, chiquito. Así.” When you didn’t mean it like that.
And that’s how you try to play it off.
Or even worse than farts… Queefs.
Even saying the word sounds terrible.
Conspicuously fake orgasms.
How hasn’t he caught on?
Way to ruin someone’s life.
Okay, it’s kinda flattering, but ew.
Calling your ex’s name.
Good luck backing out of that one!
Getting the “I can’t get it up” talk.
Maybe it’s because you said your ex’s name?
Taking forever to orgasm.
I’ll just check how many likes my IG photo has while you finish up.
Laughing at the wrong moment.
When you discovered he was lying about size. What a joke.