You have a super close bond with your sister. You love her to death, but you also abuse her kindness. One thing’s for sure though, there’s no one else who say these things to her and get away with it…
“Ya, deja de llorar.”
It may be her time of need, but someone has to save her from the ugly crying face.
“Yes, that makes you look gordita.”
You can’t let her go out looking like that!
Expressing how pissed off you are one minute and then being cool the next is what sisterhood is all about.
“Your novio sucks, and you know it.”
The familia is talking behind her back, so it’s up to you to give it to her straight.
“Maybe we shouldn’t try a topknot.”
She can’t seriously think it looks good, right?
“You sound like mom.”
BURN! The ultimate insult.
Well maybe not, but it gets your point across.
“Does it look normal?”
She might complain, but you know you can count on her to examine your weird rash.
You: “Stay on the phone with me until I get home.”
Her: [Looks at clock, it’s 3 a.m.] “OK.”
Someone has to know if you’re getting murdered.
“Mom and dad are so weird.”
‘Cause no one else in the world will understand the level of weirdness that goes on in your family.