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Latina Moms Never Mean What They Say

Moms are hard to get…and even harder to understand. It took you 20-something years to decipher her subliminal messages, only to realize she changes them at any given time without previous notice. Fun, right? Not. To help you, we’ve created this “things mami says” translator.

Mom says: “I want you back by 10.”

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She means: “If you are a minute late I’ll be aiming at you with la chancla.”

Mom says: “Esto no es un hotel.”

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She means: “If you are so eager to sleep in other beds, I’ll help you pack…all of your belongings.”

Mom says: “I’ll think about it”.

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She means: “No.”

READ: Latina Moms are the Biggest Hypocrites

Mom says: “What the hell were you thinking?”

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She means: “No puedo creer la pendejada que acabas de hacer.”

Mom says: “I never got into trouble when I was in school.”

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She means: “I was too smart to get caught, loser.”

Mom says: “Would you like to come over for dinner Sunday night?”

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She means: “You are coming for dinner Sunday night. You are going to dress appropriately and show up on time.”

READ: Our Moms Tried Literally Every Diet, But Did It Occur to Them They Could Lose Weight By Going to the Gym?

Mom says: “McDonald’s is fattening.”

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She means: “I spent too much time refrying those beans at home. You better eat them.”

Mom says: “Because I say so.”

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She means: “I can’t think of another valid reason.”

Mom says: “Are you on Facebook?”

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She means: “I’m adding you and will check up on you on a regular basis.”

READ: The Shady Things Mom Said Really Was For Our Own Good

Mom says: “¿Dónde está el suéter?”

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She means: “You’re wearing close to nothing. Cover up.”

Mom says: “Limpia tu cuarto por el amor de Dios.”

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She means: “How can someone accumulate so much crap?”

Mom says: “I love you.”

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She means: “And you have no idea just HOW much.”

What are mom sayings you finally deciphered? Let us know and don’t forget to click the share button below!

Demi Lovato: From Awkward Teen to Queen of Shade

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Demi Lovato: From Awkward Teen to Queen of Shade

Demi has come a long way since her awkward Disney days.

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This year, she’s been busy promoting her new album Confident.

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Slaying every SINGLE performance.

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And she’s been so badass that she received 2015 Billboard’s Rulebreaker Award.

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But when she’s not singing her heart out she’s busy speaking her mind – and by that we mean throwing some real good SHADE.

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READ: Demi Lovato Proves She Actually CAN Sing

Like that time she read our minds and tried to put an end to Twerking.

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Oh, yes, she did.

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But don’t get her wrong, she wasn’t throwing any mean shade at Miley Cyrus.

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But that wasn’t the case when she called out certain mean female pop-artists.

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In an interview for Cosmo’s September’s issue, Lovato had a few words for some undisclosed singers: “There are a lot of girls in pop. They have badass lyrics, but I feel like I’m the only person other than Rihanna and Nicki Minaj who isn’t afraid to say, ‘Try something on me and I’ll fucking beat your ass.’ There are people who can dress up and play the part, but their music doesn’t say it.”

READ: How Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are the Same and Totally Different

Oh, and what about that time she called out Starbucks!

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Or all those times she reminded everyone that body shaming is lame.

She’s also quick to back up her friends, so don’t mess with her new bestie, Iggy Azalea.

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Despite the harsh criticism Azalea has endured this year, Lovato proudly stands by her side. “She’s very, very, very real. What you see is what you get. I think sometimes that pushes people away, but that’s what I admire about her. She’s the furthest thing from fake. In this entertainment business, that’s so hard to find with anybody,” she told Complex magazine.

We hear ya, Demi.

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