You Thought Piñata Candy Was Bad, Latino Halloween Candy Takes the Cake
Latinos have no shame when it comes to throwing candy in a Halloween bag. They give away anything…
If they have an orange tree, that’s what they’re dropping in the bag.
Last time I checked, only elephants and drunk tíos take them. But the worst is when you crack them open and there’s nothing inside.
Monedas – Sometimes Even Pesos
WTF am I supposed to do with this?
They’re always stale and least they could do is get us the brand named ones.
Literally the worst candy to get in the bag. They always break.
No kid ever liked getting these. They’re all adult flavor.
You never know where they bought them, but they’re always around your house and probably from four Halloweens ago.
Tamales – Yes, Really
Couldn’t you wait until Christmas?
Mexican Spicy Candy
Your white neighbors are going to need some Pepto.
And If There’s No Candy, There’s Always a Courtesy Note
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