Things Latino Dads Say When You’re Growing Up

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Latino dads may not say much, but when they do, you LISTEN.

“Así no vas a ninguna parte.”

Jennifer Lopez American Idol

“A tu edad ya estaba trabajando.”

Bobby Hill Eating Chips

When you’re being lazy around the house. OK, he had a point about this one.

“Ya son las once de la noche. Ya es tarde.”

Demi Lovato

But it’s only 9 p.m.

“Pregúntale a tu mamá.”

Aubrey Plaza

When you need permission to go out.

“Todavía sirve… no lo tires.”

Selena Gomez

When you try to throw away something broken.

“¿Quién te manda?”

Kim Kardashian

When you were a kid and you fell on your face.

“¿Te calmas o te calmo?”

Gabriel Iglesias
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When you talk back.

“Súbete los pantalones, pareces cholo.”

Katt Williams

When you’re wearing ANY pants that aren’t skinny jeans.

“Vas por mal camino, eh?”

Gina Rodriguez Virign

When you get home 3 minutes late.

What is your dad’s best line? Leave a comment below and let us know.

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