Things Latinas Hear That Men Don’t

Chances are you’ve heard these from men…AND women.

¿Por qué tienes esa cara de enojada?

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Es la única que tengo.


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Why? I’m talking to you?

You’re so spicy.

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This is something you say to a dish. Not a woman.

Las mujeres no hablan así.

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We speak the same way you do, with our mouths.

What are you doing hanging out with all those guys, what are they going to think?

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Sorry, I didn’t know that me having human interaction offended you in any way.

No hagas cosas buenas que parezcan malas.

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Because the way it looks to you is way more important than my intentions.

Ew you’re so hairy, depílate.

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Fine, only if we can wax your personality too.

Damn, you can eat.

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Yeah, it’s kind of necessary for my existence.

You act like you know sports.

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I’m not an actress. I’m a sports fan.

Pareces hombre.

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Does that mean you’re going to respect me more? Great.

You’re so pale. *Puts makeup on* Why do you wear so much makeup?

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Can never win.

Así quién se va a querer casar contigo?

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One of the many guys texting me right now.

He won’t want to marry you because you’ve slept with ___ guys.

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You mean to say I’ve had a lot of sex? Great insult.

You know how to cook, ahora sí te puedes casar.

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Because cooking determines my qualification to marry.

Cuándo te vas a casar?

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Oh god…

Cuándo te vas a casar?

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If I hear that one more time…

Cuándo te vas a casar?

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