These People Failed Miserably At Relationships
Love is a terrible, sappy thing.
1. The one who claims his love with beer.
Well, they say a drunk talk is real talk… so good for Tania!
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2. The one who proposes… on a TORTILLA?!
I wonder how did he come up with the idea… Maybe she likes tortillas a lot?!
3. The one who wants to make sure nobody steals her man.
You better not look at David or this fierce wife will gouge your eyes off.
4. The one who stepped on it…
Talking about a bargain… a stylish heel and a deadly weapon, all in one.
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5. The ones who are not afraid to show their love…
Romeo and Juliet… eat your heart out! This IS true love…
6. The ones that find love in the weirdest of places.
I‘m sure she never imagined he would also steal her heart.
7. The one that advertises.
But who doesn’t appreciate a carb-free diet?
10. The one who lets the world know what he has to offer.
We’re going to take a wild guess and say that’s not his birth name.
11. The ones who pretend they’re still ONLY friends.
That sad moment when you‘re not sure if you‘re the boy friend or the boyfriend.
12. The one who can‘t handle love.
This takes ghosting to a whole new level…
13. The one who gives awful gifts.
Roses are red, violets are blue, here‘s one tamal to celebrate you…
14. The one that knows flowers are not enough.
Does anyone know if she said yes?
15. The one with serious Photoshop skills.
Becuase there‘s no better match than a true romantic and photo editing software…
16. The one who‘s a prisoner of love.
Because love can be like a Tigres del Norte song: por eso que estamos cautivos en esta prisión donde hay solo amor cariño.
17. The one that understands that some things don‘t last.
But others are never forgotten… or unseen!
18. The one who‘s a DIY master.
The things that love, glue and a pair of scissors can accomplish if you put your mind to it.
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