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These Memes Are All Of Us Struggling With Our Panzas Right Now

Tamales for breakfast with a side of pan dulce is probably what we all had for breakfast every day during the holiday break. So there’s no question about why most of us are feeling a little extra gordis this week.

Now that the holidays are over, it’s time we talk about this new plump body we’re rocking.

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New year, new me.

You probably rolled up to school or work feeling like this:

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But it isn’t your fault. Blame abuelita and mami for spending the whole break nearly force-feeding you plate after plate of delicious foods. Como sufrimos.

And it’s mainly because your house turned into a full-blown buffet bar.

<3

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In fact, that shirt your tío got you that was too big on Christmas day might be a little snug right now.

Not to mention that all of your besties were a terrible influence.

Sandía loca.

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Looking right at you, Yolanda.

Of course your family has noticed and they love to point it out.

Why would you even ask?

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But it is not funny, especially since they are sporting more extra pounds than you ever have. #OpenlyBitter

All of us have been trying to figure out how to get back to eating right but it’s not quiet happening yet.

Me trying to be healthy.

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She didn’t exactly specify which kind of fruit…

And when you do eat real fruit, you feel a piece of your soul literally dying.

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Like, how am I supposed to survive off of this? ?

You contemplate a different type of diet. One of those trendy ones.


But then you remember the whole empty calories thing and who even has time for a hangover anymore?

But it’s okay. Nothing happens overnight so you can start your road to recovery slowly.


Even a small amount of salad is still a salad, right?

So, until your food intake is back in the balance, love yourself because there is now more to love.

❤️

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^^Words. ? To. ? Live. ? By. ?

Plus, we all know that if they can’t love you now they don’t deserve you at your best.

Bae goals. ?

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#TRUTH


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