The “y tu novio?” season is here, but it’s always nice to know other people understand your struggle.
Some people have been prepping since October.
If things work out, this might be the first year I'm prepared for #YTuNovio season.
— Nicole Jorge (@thatgirljorge) October 1, 2016
And some are actively seeking support from friends, family, neighbors, desconocidos, ANYBODY.
" y tu novio/novia?" Season. So who wanna pretend to be my girl or bf this season???
— ? (@itsfuckingsarai) November 26, 2016
A few are coming up with creative ways to avoid this recurring problem.
Will be awarding $1000 to the first Hispanic family who doesn't ask me where my boyfriend is when I go to their house. #ytunovioseason
— MariaMariaaa (@mariaa522) January 3, 2016
I like this idea.
Your face when the questions start rolling in:
Because this glorious season begins in Thanksgiving and carries over through mid-January.
And the conversation always ends like this:
In what world does an abuelita care more about you not having a boyfriend than about all the slayage you’re doing in every area of your life?!
My grandma probably doesn't care that I have an A average in grad school and that I'm well-versed in Psychoanalytic Theory. #ytunovio
— Rebekah (@rebekahsarai) December 7, 2015
Only in a Latino world. ?
This is really what nightmares are made of.
I haven't even fully woken up and I've already been asked if "the boyfriend" was coming over tonight #yelnovioseason
— daniela zurita (@dani_zrta) November 24, 2016
The only thing worse than mom waking you up TO CLEAN is mom asking you about your bf first thing in the morning.
So be smart like these wise guys and prepare with some handy clapbacks.
Do your homework!
Because you don’t want to end up losing it like him.
WHEN "Y LA NOVIA?" FINALLY GETS ASKED ???? pic.twitter.com/gWP6idq7Xq
— Diego Mendez (@diegomend3z) November 24, 2016
You’re going to want to make sure Abuelita is sitting down.
Here’s one way to cope with it all…
Honestly, the only way to do it.
In the end, we’re all going to be just fine.
Survived first half of "¿y el novio?" season pic.twitter.com/KsRmFrdpRS
— Angie (@Angiee1595) November 25, 2016
Boop! Now go treat yourself with some extra tamales…you deserve it.