11 Things You Hear because You’re Latino and Can’t Handle Your Liquor

It’s like, por favor paren!

 1. Are you sure you’re Latino? 

2. You’re reminded of stupid sh*t you did the time before.

3. You’re always under surveillance.

4. They hand you the light stuff.

5. They take commemorative portraits.

6. You get stood up.

7. You become the official DD.

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You become the group’s designated driver for all occasions involving alcohol, practically all occasions. Such an honor.

8. They schedule an intervention.

9. Or resort to 420.

10. Non-stop shade. Every time you see family.

11. They baptize you with a new nickname like La Barfy.

What do you tell your cousins when they get too out of hand? Hit that share button and remind them. 

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