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11 Things You Hear because You’re Latino and Can’t Handle Your Liquor

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It’s like, por favor paren!

 1. Are you sure you’re Latino? giphy-16

2. You’re reminded of stupid sh*t you did the time before.

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3. You’re always under surveillance.

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4. They hand you the light stuff.

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5. They take commemorative portraits.

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6. You get stood up.

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7. You become the official DD.

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You become the group’s designated driver for all occasions involving alcohol, practically all occasions. Such an honor.

8. They schedule an intervention.

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9. Or resort to 420.

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10. Non-stop shade. Every time you see family.

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11. They baptize you with a new nickname like La Barfy.

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What do you tell your cousins when they get too out of hand? Hit that share button and remind them. 

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