We’re not dishonest, we just know a little white lie doesn’t hurt.
1. Yeah, I’ll be there.
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You know damn well you’re not waking up at 6 a.m. on a Saturday to join her Zumba class.
2. Ya mero llego.
Every time. Without fail. But doesn’t she know you run on a Latino clock?
3. Te ves divina ya vámonos.
Are those pants your abuela’s? But you can’t say that. Instead, you focus on the positives, like her super cute top.
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You know she’s exaggerating only because you were right there! But you go along with it, she’s a talented story teller.
5. Eres mi mejor amiga.
So are Mari, Andrea and Paola.
6. It’s fat-free, calorie-free, sodium-free, carb-free… Eat up!
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Because you don’t want to be the only fatty. 😈
7. Mmmm qué rico!
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Los tamales están medios crudos, but it’s her first attempt. You can’t crush her. Think of this as motivating her to improve by trial and error. Eventually someone else will let her know…
8. He’s good looking.
Love really is blind. And she’s in love.
9. Sí, luego te lo presto.
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She’s the sloppy friend. You love her to death, but there’s absolutely no way you’re going to let her wear your dress out and risk getting grease stains on it.