Shady Holiday Questions Survival Guide

The holiday season is here and you know what it means: Christmas trees, primos arriving from all over the place, drunk tíos, pernil and completely out-of-line questions from everyone. Because family love knows no boundaries, but you sure do, here is a survival guide to deal with shitty questions this season.

Q: When are you having niños?

Q: ¿Te veo como más gordita?

Q: You still don’t eat meat?

Q: ¿Y el novio?

Q: Are you still at that job?

Q: Why don’t you go back to school?

Q: Are you two ever getting married?

Q: When are you moving back to town?

Q: Are you seeing anyone these days?

Q: What do you plan to do with that degree?

Q: ¿Qué pasó con ______ (insert ex’s name here)? He was so nice!

Q: Is that what you are wearing to the party?

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