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Relationship Battles: 9 Lame Ways of Ruining Your Love Life

Ah, el amor. Que lindo es el amor. From Selena Quintanilla’s “Amor Prohibido” to Selena Gomez’s “The Heard Wants What It Wants,” you all crave to love and be loved. HOWEVER, you are only human, and there are plenty of lame things you do that are ruining your love life. Disclosure: the following are really gender neutral, so adjust pronouns accordingly.

Her planning an OITNB marathon during soccer finals.

CREDIT: BUZZFEED/ SEVEN/ NEW LINE CINEMA

What did the Pumas ever do to you woman? Get your priorities straight.

Him NOT forking over cash for extra guac.

CREDIT: MTV.COM/ NEW GILR/ NETFLIX

Being cheap is not attractive.

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Her wanting to share every sip of chisme.

CREDIT: PINTEREST/ HOUSE/ FOX

Chica, that’s what las amigas are for.

Him having a “bros over h*es” mentality.

CREDIT: SPOILTHEADED.COM/ GAME OF THRONES/ HBO

Let’s just see how good your bros are at cuddling.

Her following his every move on social media.

CREDIT: XCLUSIVETOUCH.CO.UK/ CRUEL INTENTIONS/ COLUMBIA PICTURES

Stalking is actually a crime.

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Him being celoso of EVERY guy.

CREDIT: MODERNFILIPINA.COM/ GOSSIP GIRL/ THE CW

Insecure much?

Her comparing the relationship to her bff’s.

CREDIT: EONLINE.COM/ MEAN GIRLS/ PARAMOUNT PICTURES

Wanna swap bfs?

Him eating the last scoop of ice cream.

CREDIT: FUNKYJUNK.COM/ FULL HOUSE/ WARNER BROS.

Have you heard of sexual withholding?

Her wanting to wear matching outfits.

CREDIT: PEREZHILTON.COM/ E ENTERTAINMENT

You know how this story ends.

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