Ah, el amor. Que lindo es el amor. From Selena Quintanilla’s “Amor Prohibido” to Selena Gomez’s “The Heard Wants What It Wants,” you all crave to love and be loved. HOWEVER, you are only human, and there are plenty of lame things you do that are ruining your love life. Disclosure: the following are really gender neutral, so adjust pronouns accordingly.
Her planning an OITNB marathon during soccer finals.
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What did the Pumas ever do to you woman? Get your priorities straight.
Him NOT forking over cash for extra guac.
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Being cheap is not attractive.
Her wanting to share every sip of chisme.
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Chica, that’s what las amigas are for.
Him having a “bros over h*es” mentality.
Let’s just see how good your bros are at cuddling.
Her following his every move on social media.
Stalking is actually a crime.
Him being celoso of EVERY guy.
Her comparing the relationship to her bff’s.
Wanna swap bfs?
Him eating the last scoop of ice cream.
Have you heard of sexual withholding?
Her wanting to wear matching outfits.
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You know how this story ends.