We need to stop wondering why we’re single.
We have trust issues.
Thanks to our favorite birthday tradition, we no longer know whom to trust.
We have unrealistic expectations about romance.
And we blame telenovelas.
Also to blame, our parents.
Because they don’t let us speak to anyone of the opposite sex until we’re 30. By then, it’s far too late.
Because no one wants to date a family of 27.
You know if you date us, you date our entire family.
And because we wanted to be good, religious citizens of the world.
We had to wait until marriage, which means many guys shut us out completely because they weren’t willing to wait. Assh*les.
Comadreamos too much.
Our girlfriends know how to get dirt on the guy who’s trying to date us and that sometimes ruins it.
Also, our girlfriends > new guy.
I’m not replacing my girls for a random I-just-met men. Not worth the chance.
Our role models taught us guys aren’t necessary.
Credit: Luis Hernandez
You know what Paquita says ?.
Maybe our expectations are just too high.
We want to be treated like royalty every day.