Proof that Pope Francis is Flyer than Your Favorite Rapper
Pope Francis is making it cool to be Catholic again, not only because he’s less uptight than other Catholic leaders, but because he’s practically a hip hop star, because…
That Pimp Cup, Obviously
And all of that cold in his ring and cope.
He’s Got More Chains Than 2 Chainz
2 Chainz may be flaunting all of them at once, but don’t doubt Papa Francisco has a whole collection of bling in his room.
He Started From the Bottom, Now He’s Up Here
During his humble beginnings Pope Francis worked cleaning floors and as a bouncer at a club – check him out now, standing on top of the Vatican. Sorry, Drizzy.
He’s Currently on World Tour
…And visiting the most exclusive places that some rappers haven’t even been to.
His Girls are Loyal
Just look at that smile.
He Knows How to Brush Off those Haters
Think he learned that from Jigga?
He’s a Huge Sports Fan
From Maradona to Messi and everyone in between.
His Squad Rolls Deep
And he’s probably got more followers IRL than your favorite rapper.
His Cap Game’s on Point
Sometimes less is more.
He’s Got a Fat Crib that Can’t Compare
Someone get his holiness his own episode of MTV Cribs.
His Whip Game is Out of Control
…And He’s Got a Bulletproof One, Too
Only thing left to figure out is what would be his rapper name.
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