Proof that Latinos Don’t Play When It Comes to Cakes

Move over, Cake Boss. Latinos are the true masters of cake. Don’t believe it? Check out these amazing-borderline-insane cakes only Latinos could bake up.

Because you didn’t have enough lace on your baptism gown.

This has abuelita written all over it.

The first hijo is always the more important hijo.

Christening cake. #christening #cake #pasteldebautizo #king #baby #pastel

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“Eres un rey, Angelito. Never forget that.”

The taller the cake the closer to God. ?

closeup of the cake #baptismreception #baptismcake

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Our cakes are full productions…

Just throw some reggaeton in the background and the cake is right at home.

And the more lights and crystals, the better, obvi.

Hermoso y delicioso!! Lo hacemos a tu gusto! (210)837-6315 #quincecake #candycake

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We all have that friend who’s cake was half of her quince budget.

Stacking your cake layers is so basic.

#quinceanera #quincecake #punkincarriage #pink #15 #pastel

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It’s called deconstruction and it is all the rave right now. #getittogether

When we pick a theme, we fully commit.

Even if we might second guess it later, there is no turning back.

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You’re too young to care, but mami wants to impress the birthday guests.

“Let’s see what Yolanda thinks after she sees this cake.”

We can, and will, transform anything into a cake.

Me: Quiero une pastel de lucha libre.

Mami: Challenge accepted.

Of course, we have to show our fútbol pride any chance we get.

Mami: What do you want on your cake?

Me: SELECCIÓN DE FÚTBOL DE ARGENTINA!!!!!

Mordida and your birthday shot all rolled into one. #latinovictories

We want our weddings as picture perfect as the movies.

Even if the movie is about how two people fell in love and could never be together…

It’s all about the presentation.

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Like mom says, the state of your house represents the state of your life.

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Nothing says “I do” like blowing your life-savings on a wedding cake.

Bride: We need to make sure that the cake is at least 5 tiers taller than Lupita’s.

Groom: Why?

Bride: You wouldn’t understand.

Groom: Whatever you say, mi amor.

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