These Tweets Perfectly Capture Why Cuban Coffee Is All You Need To Get Through Life
When it comes to coffee, Cubans have the world beat. There’s a reason why Cuban coffee is basically a household term at this point.
Cubans have perfected the art of coffee making so that all you need is one tiny cup to leave you wired all day.
Have you ever caught a Cuban taking a nap or feeling tired? Well…
Wired. All. Day. Long!
Just had Cuban coffee for the first time pic.twitter.com/kCLDsbW2AH
— Jake Whitacre (@jakewhitacre) November 25, 2016
Tired Cubans is something that simply does not exist.
But it isn’t all just fun and caffeinating. Some just don’t know what they’re in for the first time.
Cuban Coffee pic.twitter.com/BWYRr2KSQM
— Mario Ramil (@MarioRamil4real) November 2, 2016
Kind of a dark joke, sure. But it actually isn’t too off the mark.
You can keep your little 5-Hour Energy Shots.
All the people need are a couple cafectios to get sh*t done.
There is a reason they say, “Once you sip a cafecito, you never go back.”
Need a high octane pick me up after your Cuban today? Get a Cuban coffee, guaranteed to get you through the day!! pic.twitter.com/duJ50ODxCm
— Cuban Pete (@Qbn_Pete) October 27, 2016
Yes, they say it. And “they” are the only fully functioning adults.
And that reason is because cafecito’s are pure joy and love in a cup.
— Angelica Ramcharran (@angeliquita) November 28, 2016
Cuban coffee is a hell of a drug.
Me: Anybody got any of that cafecito Cubano?
Cuban coffee is the only reason your lazy friend even made it to the club tonight.
This late night Cuban coffee has me awake forrealllllll pic.twitter.com/LOGAiTRb7D
— knwyourself (@_knwyourself) November 28, 2016
Just try a Starbucks Americano and see how far your night goes.
Just like the Irish, a little splash of booze can really give a cafecito an extra punch.
Not that cafecitos really need an extra punch but some people just need a little more convincing.
Like, for real though. Cafecitos = Life.
Too. Damn. True.
And once you get your first taste of a cafecito, good luck backing away from Cuban food at all.
When I hear Cuban restaurants are giving out free coffee and I'm over here like "ya'll have free croquetas and can y'all ship over here?" pic.twitter.com/ggZ7klRUwe
— ? (@ChloeBaiza) November 27, 2016
Where’s the lie?
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