Because we have like 2343 primos.
The Star Athlete
Since you were little, he had dozens of trophies on display in his room and your dad would always tell you he wanted you to be like him ?.
The One Who Never Grew Up
AKA the disgusting one who farts mid conversation and thinks that ? is hilarious. Meanwhile, you’re like the guy above.
The Hot One
All your primas have an innocent crush on him. What can you say? Good looks run in the family ?.
The One Who THINKS He’s Hot
He got his looks from the other side of his family.
The One Who’s Like Your Brother
He’s got your back no matter what kind of tío drama’s going on.
The Funny One
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Never a dull moment with him.
The One Who Thinks He’s the Head of the Family
He’s overly proud and acts like he runs the show. He also has your last name tatted on his back.
El Que Se Cree Galán
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He thinks he got the best genetic makeup of anyone else in the fam.
The One Who You Know Will Be Your Best Man, Your Compa
And your wingman for life.