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15 Photos that Don’t Need Explanation if You’re Mexican

Pictures only Mexicans understand

What a difference culture can make! Like in these pictures where most people see things that don’t make sense, but Mexicans totally understand.

It’s NEVER butter!

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And sometimes it’s not even salsa.

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WTF is that? Quinoa? Where is the freakin’ butter or fake butter, that’s what I wanna know?

Frijoles taste NOTHING like burgers and fries.

You had an antojo for Mickey D’s, but you end up with a big bowl of frijoles AGAIN. I swear it feels like child abuse at the time.

Uh, we’re the OG hard core carpoolers.

We should get some kind of an award for being so environmentally conscious, qué no?

When mamá is headed home you get all Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with the cleaning.

My life!! ?? @whoisseanmac #hatemesses #clean #boring #chores #speedcleaning

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DAYUM, it’s amazing how quickly you can go from flojo to cleaning ninja when you hear your mami pull up.

No, don’t call CPS, this is totally normal.

#babybeer#apero!

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Mexican babies are allowed to drink beer. Supposedly it helps them not be drunks or something later.

READ: 11 Halloween Candy Dangers According to Latino Parents

Little girls today don’t even know.

For real tho! ??? amaaaaa why!?? #mexicanproblems

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Mira nomas, the little girls of today get to look all stylish, but some of us had to grow up wearing dresses that made us look like fancy piñatas.

Some things are deal breakers.

Ain’t no Mexican got time to marry someone who can’t dance corridos. Love is blind, but it’s not deaf and rhythm-less too.

This is just cruel.

It’s one thing to put up a sign for trick or treaters saying there is no candy, but this one is a straight up lie. If you look in the corner you can see there is mazapán. MENTIROSOS!!!

Sandia done right.

Late night snacky snack!? #snack #sandiaconchile #mexicanproblems

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Can you believe there are people in the world who eat watermelon without chile? The horror!

Que duvet, ni que nada.

Why spend so much money on a down comforter to keep you warm when all you need is a Mexican cobija preferably with a tiger or lion on it?

READ: 13 Photos that Show Latinos Live to Troll People Whenever They Can

Nobody wants to be like the top tortilla.

YES WE DID. ??????

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Sure you look as good as the rest, but guacala. I mean, not to be a tortilla shamer and all, but that’s just how the sayin’ goes.

Churros before viejos burros.

☝?️tbh ? #Latinas #Churros #Bae #TrueLove #LatinasBeLike

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No explanation needed! Churros before burros EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Can a person eat tacos in peace?!

Me today…

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Don’t judge me on how many tacos I order. Sometimes I order three, but right now I want more, back off and get your own damn tacos.

Molcajetes make it better.

Meet the original food processor, no electricity or batteries needed. Again, see how eco-conscious we are?

One family’s mole today…

#DonaMariaMole #Mole #DrinkingGlass #LoL

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…is the same family’s vaso tomorrow. Upcycle!

READ: 11 Latino Songs You Were Obsessed with in the 90s and 00s that You’re Now Embarrassed Of

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Colombian Pop Singer Grew Up Catholic and Now She's Got a Song Called "Jesus Made Me Bad"

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Colombian Pop Singer Grew Up Catholic and Now She’s Got a Song Called “Jesus Made Me Bad”

“Cos Jesus made me, but he gave me an evil mind.”

Colombian pop singer Lao Ra fashions herself a rebel. Check out her Tumblr and you’ll find pics of iconic female singers who were known for never sticking to the script: Gwen Stefani, M.I.A., Madonna. So, on her debut single, Lao Ra decided to go big. She playfully sticks out her tongue at the conservative culture of Catholicism with a song titled “Jesus Made Me Bad.” Here are some of the lyrics:

I’ll flirt with your dad
And I’ll sleep with your mum
And then, I´ll break your heart
I´ll make out with your friends
Oh I will misbehave
One day I’ll run away

Lao Ra knows she’s bound to ruffle a few feathers. She told The Fader even her family members aren’t fans of the song: “Even though my family isn’t religious, [they] think I’m disrespecting tradition.” Lao Ra says that’s the whole point.

READ: Dominicana-Boricua Melanie Martinez Shows You the Dark Side of Pop

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