Ma we love you, but you’re kind of the biggest hypocrite ever.
Rule: Don’t Get Tattoos
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Yet she has her eyebrows tatted. And encourages you to do the the same. How does that not count as a tattoo?
Rule: No Bailes Así
She doesn’t want you to twerk, but she be dancing all sexy in her zumba class.
Rule: Don’t Watch R-Rated Movies
She wants you protect you from anything explicit, but she has no problem watching this during family TV hour. It’s borderline porn.
Rule: No Seas Mal Hablado
Yes every other word that comes out of her mouth starts with chin and ends with gado.
Rule: Go on a Diet, You’re a Little Chubby
But then they want you to finish everything that’s on your plate -_-.
Rule: Don’t Use God’s Name in Vain
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Rule: Don’t Fight with Your Sister
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But she hasn’t spoken to your tía since 1973.
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