If You Have Ever Spent More than 24 Hours in Miami then You Know All of These Things Are Too Real
Forget what you know think you know about Miami. This city is more than just South Beach, Brickell, and Wynwood. There’s no limit to the madness you will encounter in Miami.
The Real Housewives of Hialeah is more than just a make believe TV show.
— Ashley Brozic (@AshleyBrozic) October 28, 2015
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Somebody call Bravo.
You’re likely to see a parade float dedicated to none other than Goya.
— Anitere Flores (@anitere_flores) January 11, 2015
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Los Tres Reyes would be so pleased to know that Goya is a proud sponsor.
It’s the only place on earth that you don’t need an oven to bake your cookies.
— Its All G (@_HeyGary) August 25, 2015
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And you best believe you can do the same with your Pop Tarts while at work. They’ll be perfect toasted by lunch time.
Cuban flag apparel is everywhere you look.
— Maegan (@maegan_emily) July 10, 2015
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Always the latest fashion.
Sometimes it’s just too hot to wear clothes during a bike ride.
— Eka (@erikagarciaaa) October 26, 2014
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Well…most of the time.
— Sebastian Rusk (@sebrusk) November 9, 2015
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OK, it’s always too damn hot to wear clothes on your bike ride. #ridefree
Does my bum look big in this?
— John Matlin (@ttpauthor) October 14, 2014
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At least dude knows how to accessorize.
Your S.O., little cousins, and car all have the same nickname.
— Carolina C. Gonzalez (@carolinacgon) November 26, 2015
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Chuchi is basically the same thing as saying sweetheart.
Literally every meal has a “dale” version if you look hard enough.
— Danny P (@dannyjesus) July 1, 2015
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All thanks to Mr. 305, Mr. Worldwide…you get it.
And everything has to be a little Cubano if you hope to sell it.
— VibraniumShield (@1stAvengerACM) June 6, 2015
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Yes, even lettuce is proud to be Cuban.
There is nothing in the world that can compare to this store.
— Amanda Sotolongo (@Amanduhh97) May 16, 2015
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It’s truly the most magical place in the world.
A Miami breakup is a true and tough breakup.
— Woo +° (@woosupreme) April 4, 2015
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And your ex will do whatever it takes to make sure you regret leaving them.
You see these things EVERYWHERE.
— Betty Alonso (@bettyalonso_) August 18, 2015
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— Bill Kearney (@billkearney6) June 30, 2015
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Even they have no chill.
— KaraOnTheCoast (@KaraFranker) December 21, 2014
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And traffic is not a concern for them.
— :-(( (@nicolemmarie_) September 20, 2014
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At least it keeps the place lively.
Traffic jams are just another excuse to work on your tan…like everything else.
— Geremy Tillery (@Geremy_Tillery) November 17, 2015
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And traffic can be caused by anything from chickens crossing the freeway to a shootout. #miamiproblems
And you will do anything in your power to get your damn cafesito fix…anything.
— Humid Bean (@HumidBean) January 18, 2015
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Because in south Florida, cafesito is a way of life. #onlyinmiami