If You Have Ever Spent More than 24 Hours in Miami then You Know All of These Things Are Too Real

Forget what you know think you know about Miami. This city is more than just South Beach, Brickell, and Wynwood. There’s no limit to the madness you will encounter in Miami.

The Real Housewives of Hialeah is more than just a make believe TV show.

You’re likely to see a parade float dedicated to none other than Goya.

It’s the only place on earth that you don’t need an oven to bake your cookies.

Cuban flag apparel is everywhere you look.

Sometimes it’s just too hot to wear clothes during a bike ride.

Well…most of the time.

OK, it’s always too damn hot to wear clothes on your bike ride. #ridefree

Your S.O., little cousins, and car all have the same nickname.

Literally every meal has a “dale” version if you look hard enough.

And everything has to be a little Cubano if you hope to sell it.

There is nothing in the world that can compare to this store.

A Miami breakup is a true and tough breakup.

You see these things EVERYWHERE.


Even they have no chill.

And traffic is not a concern for them.

Traffic jams are just another excuse to work on your tan…like everything else.

And you will do anything in your power to get your damn cafesito fix…anything.

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