Forget what you know think you know about Miami. This city is more than just South Beach, Brickell, and Wynwood. There’s no limit to the madness you will encounter in Miami.

The Real Housewives of Hialeah is more than just a make believe TV show.

13 #OnlyInMiami costume ideas for #Halloween https://t.co/HOO0qDX2yQ pic.twitter.com/xUIuA0fhwI

— Ashley Brozic (@AshleyBrozic) October 28, 2015

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Somebody call Bravo.

You’re likely to see a parade float dedicated to none other than Goya.

3 Kings Parade about to start. Background music for baby Jesus float….Timber by Pitbull/Kesha #onlyinmiami #dale pic.twitter.com/p26wfqqRHP

— Anitere Flores (@anitere_flores) January 11, 2015

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Los Tres Reyes would be so pleased to know that Goya is a proud sponsor.

It’s the only place on earth that you don’t need an oven to bake your cookies.

Always has to someone from Miami #OnlyInMiami ??? @JoeSantagato pic.twitter.com/GdNIMbodqy

— Its All G (@_HeyGary) August 25, 2015

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And you best believe you can do the same with your Pop Tarts while at work. They’ll be perfect toasted by lunch time.

Cuban flag apparel is everywhere you look.

#OnlyInMiami #LittleCuba pic.twitter.com/H2MJyGtQYD

— Maegan (@maegan_emily) July 10, 2015

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Always the latest fashion.

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Sometimes it’s just too hot to wear clothes during a bike ride.

Casual af #onlyinmiami pic.twitter.com/dTFLxpTXYn

— Eka (@erikagarciaaa) October 26, 2014

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Well…most of the time.

Because, #Miami… #OnlyInMiami https://t.co/jNDB4hmCGY pic.twitter.com/ZyxScEwgCO

— Sebastian Rusk (@sebrusk) November 9, 2015

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OK, it’s always too damn hot to wear clothes on your bike ride. #ridefree

“@MiamiBeach411: Caption this photo! #onlyinmiami #southbeachcharacter #thatssomiami pic.twitter.com/czYrPAQO3p”

Does my bum look big in this?

— John Matlin (@ttpauthor) October 14, 2014

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At least dude knows how to accessorize.

Your S.O., little cousins, and car all have the same nickname.

#onlyinmiami #chuchi pic.twitter.com/14GlbBdq75

— Carolina C. Gonzalez (@carolinacgon) November 26, 2015

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Chuchi is basically the same thing as saying sweetheart.

Literally every meal has a “dale” version if you look hard enough.

#onlyinmiami do they have to tell you how to pronounce "Dale". Thanks @pitbull pic.twitter.com/4K7qJFPUKB

— Danny P (@dannyjesus) July 1, 2015

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All thanks to Mr. 305, Mr. Worldwide…you get it.

And everything has to be a little Cubano if you hope to sell it.

I had no idea that butter lettuce came from Cuba. #onlyinmiami
Did you know this @BillyCorben #bro pic.twitter.com/2cKbdcMcmV

— VibraniumShield (@1stAvengerACM) June 6, 2015

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Yes, even lettuce is proud to be Cuban.

There is nothing in the world that can compare to this store.

Cuban problems. #onlyinmiami pic.twitter.com/73SYmYwQyj

— Amanda Sotolongo (@Amanduhh97) May 16, 2015

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It’s truly the most magical place in the world.

A Miami breakup is a true and tough breakup.

#savagelife #onlyinMiami pic.twitter.com/VxkVFO1d4K

— Woo +° (@woosupreme) April 4, 2015

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And your ex will do whatever it takes to make sure you regret leaving them.

You see these things EVERYWHERE.

So why DID the chicken cross the road? #onlyinmiami #mehueleasanteria pic.twitter.com/9E10rgV0j6

— Betty Alonso (@bettyalonso_) August 18, 2015

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Seriously.

Fowl play in #Wynwood #Miami #onlyinmiami pic.twitter.com/ig4rTTceE4

— Bill Kearney (@billkearney6) June 30, 2015

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Even they have no chill.

Went for a walk this morning in #downtown #Miami and saw this guy. #ItsSoMiami #OnlyInMiami #WeirdStuff pic.twitter.com/5hG3mjLjda

— KaraOnTheCoast (@KaraFranker) December 21, 2014

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And traffic is not a concern for them.

I'm driving and then I pass by this #onlyinmiami pic.twitter.com/bGSvErgBRt

— :-(( (@nicolemmarie_) September 20, 2014

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At least it keeps the place lively.

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Traffic jams are just another excuse to work on your tan…like everything else.

When there is a shootout on the highway and traffic is at a dead stop for 5 hours #onlyinmiami pic.twitter.com/mRt5pFIyWX

— Geremy Tillery (@Geremy_Tillery) November 17, 2015

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And traffic can be caused by anything from chickens crossing the freeway to a shootout. #miamiproblems

And you will do anything in your power to get your damn cafesito fix…anything.

Live to ride
Ride to cafesito#OnlyInMiami#starbucks #goldcard #bikelove pic.twitter.com/VL4pANPNmV

— Humid Bean (@HumidBean) January 18, 2015

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Because in south Florida, cafesito is a way of life. #onlyinmiami

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