What Latinas Really want in Their Man
Relationship goals entail a ton of different things from being a fit couple to having the same taste in music, but Latino relationship goals are on a whole other level because our parents taught us to raise the bar. Here’s what our relationship goals look like…
He Knows to Bring Something for Mom When He Visits
‘Cause he’s gotta win over la suegra.
And Brings Your Dad His Faves
Tenga suegro, ‘pa ver el partido.
He Runs Out Whenever He Hears This…
And buys you all three.
He Doesn’t Wait for You in the Car
Because he walks into your place so you don’t walk out alone.
He Walks on the Right Side of the Street
Momma raised him right. He knows better than to let you expose yourself to danger that way.
He Pays for Your Extra Serving of Guac
He Knows How to Order Your Tacos
And you don’t even have to ask for the piña.
He Watches Back-to-Back-to-Back OITNB Episodes
…And doesn’t complain.
He Knows How to Keep Things Spicy
He Prepares Your Favorite Snacks
He Looks Damn Good Cooking Breakfast
Because you know you don’t cook.
And He Does the Dishes
He’s Got Mooooooves
And you know what they say about a man who can dance…
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