Our Moms Tried Literally Every Diet, But Did It Occur to Them They Could Lose Weight By Going to the Gym?

Wendy Barba - 10/12/15 - #mitúVOICE

Khloé Kardashian is getting all the glory for discovering waist training. Sorry homegirl, our moms did it first, along with these insane diets, because they were desperate to lose a pound or two…


Here’s la faja original.

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What new waist training? Our moms have been using these their whole lives and were not subtle about it at all…


They’d tell their comadres…

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…that they look like stuffed tamales.


AND their fajas were anything but a basic waist trainer. They wore semi-permanent plaster ones.

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It looked like the most painful rib-breaking device.


They did everything to sweat the fat off…

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Without working out.


Including electrocuting themselves to gain muscles.

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Who said this was a good idea?


They didn’t stop at waist training. They also wrapped plastic around their toes.

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How did they ever think a magnet wrapped around their fat toe would make them lose weight?!


They stapled – STAPLED – this plastic tab to their tongues to keep them from eating…which could have been done without this barbaric device.

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Then they learned they could still chew their food from the side of their mouth. #CheatingTheSystem ?


And popped purple pills like no other.

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Because these pills promised to suppress their appetite, accelerate their heart rate, increase energy levels… None of which sound safe or FDA approved.


Only Latina moms would trust gold pills.

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Like c’mon! Everything about this looks fake.


To get a body like Maribel Guardia’s, they’d drink her magic, fat-burning tea.

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Because if her picture was on it, it meant it was real.


They were cult followers of this green label.

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They bought this stuff in bulk and swore by it.


This was their reaction anytime they found a new diet recipe on YouTube:

 

“CUANDO TU MAMA MIRA RECETAS EN YOUTUBE”

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA COMPARTE! ❤️

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#Mituverano.

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They fell for la dieta de alcachofa.

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A magic potion you put into your food that makes fat disappear.


And weird shakes as meal replacements…

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That’s all they were eating, of course they were going to lose weight.


But did they ever think to work out?

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