Don’t get us wrong, we love the Latin Grammys. There’s no other award show that really understands our love for music with real ritmo, but if we had it our way, we’d add these categories …
And the Latin Grammy goes to…
Best Female Poultry Performance
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Any woman who sings about her love for fried chicken deserves a Latin Grammy. And can we talk about those graphics? Skillzzzz.
Best Dance With a Broomstick
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Dancing merengue is hard enough… You try doing it with a stick.
Best Quinceañera Theme Song
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Every young lady dances to a cheese quince song. It’s about time a real quince theme song is recognized.
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?Ante tú me llamaba al iPhone?
It’s so good, we’re just waiting for Champagne Papi to drop a verse on the remix because he for sure approves of this fiyah.
Best Talk Show Theme Song
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No matter how annoying this song is, you always tried to rap it without messing up. And when you did, it was ??.
Best / Most Dramatic Telenovela Sound Effect
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Because… what is happening right now? Sounds like someone’s about to get attacked by a bear. So. Scary.
Best Song to Dedicate to Your Pathetic Ex
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How has the Latin Grammys survived without this category?
Go to Latin Grammys for the official 16th Annual Latin Grammy Awards nominees.