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These Latina Catcalls Will Make You Cringe – And You’ve Probably Heard at Least Three

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Guys, we appreciate you trying, we really do. But these come-ons or cheesy pickup lines based on some old stereotype ain’t getting you anything but an *EYEROLL* and a wave goodbye, OK? So ditch these tired lines:

1. “I’ve always wanted to learn Español.”

Latina Come Ons

Cool, there’s an app for that.

2. Touches you with one finger and says: “Ouch! So Latinas ARE muy caliente!”

Latina Come Ons

Touch me one more time and you’ll see what I’m really made of.

3. “I’m going to call you, piñata, because I’d love to hit that.”

Latina Come Ons

And what does that make you? The recycled broom stick?

4. “Say something sexy in Spanish.”

Latina Come Ons

Cállate la boca.

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5. “Latina? Damn, so exotic!”

Latina Come Ons

Exotic? What am I? A bird?

6. “What are you? Mexican? South American?”

Latina Come Ons

Not interested.

7. “I’ve never hooked up with a Hispanic girl before. It’s on my bucket list.”

Latina Come Ons

Looks like it’s not getting checked off anytime soon.

8. “I like my girls like I like my salsa … HAWT!”

Latina Come Ons

You’re cornier than a tortilla chip.

9. “Yo, Spanish girls are my favorite!”

Latina Come Ons

Cooool, but I’m not from Spain.

10. “I’d cross borders for you.”

Latina Come Ons

K, go in the opposite direction and cross THAT border, thx.

11. “Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Because I’d like to loosen your top.”

Latina Come Ons

*GAG*

12. “Don’t Latinas love having babies?”

Latina Come Ons

Does everyone else hate having babies?

13. “Your accent is so sexy! Where are you from?”

Latina Come Ons

Chicago.

14. “Hey, you speak Mexican, right?”

Latina Come Ons

You must speak American like Sarah Palin.

15. “I always wanted my very own J.Lo.”

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BYE.

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Spiked Aguas Frescas

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Spiked Aguas Frescas

Agua fresca to Latinos is what lemonade is to gringos. We remember cooling off on a hot summer day with a fresh glass of agua de sandía or agua de pepino. Now that we’re grown up, we still crave the same fruit drinks but we need a kick to end our day. These alcohol-infused agua fresca recipes hit the spot. Spike your preferred agua with tequila, rum or your liquor of choice. Your childhood favorite will become your new go-to adult beverage.

Grapefruit Agua Fresca from Saveur

This recipe includes ruby red grapefruit juice, tequila and Cocchi Americano Rosa, an aromatic aperitif wine that adds craft to a cocktail. The resulting drink has a wonderful bittersweet edge.

Cucumber Agua Fresca from The Accidental Bartender

Lemongrass and basil take this cucumber agua fresca to a higher plane of existence. The best part is this recipe is so versatile; it lets you use the alcohol of your choice!

Spicy Pineapple and Cucumber Agua Fresca from Vegetarian Times

Vegetarians apparently know how to throw it down behind the bar. Cayenne and serrano chile make it spicy, the pineapple makes it sweet. It’s the best of both worlds.

Watermelon Blossom from A Thirsty Spirit

As savory an agua fresca drink as you’re ever likely to find, this cocktail includes strawberries, gin, dry vermouth, lime and mint. Spike this tasty drink with either gin or rum. Yum!

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Papaya and Lime Agua Fresca from Williams-Sonoma

With tequila and Grand Marnier in the mix, this drink has a margarita thing going on. Papaya and lime juice bring the sweet and sour that everyone loves.

Spiked Pineapple Agua Fresca from Chow

Photo Credit: David Joyce / Flickr

With just five ingredients and a five-minute preparation time, this rum-based pineapple agua fresca is refreshing and best of all, it’s easy to make.

Cucumber Agua Fresca Gin Fizz from Island Vittles

Gin, mint and cucumber, a touch of sparkling water and simple syrup immediately makes us feel like we’re at the best spa ever!

Watermelon Agua Fresca Mimosas from Diane, A Broad

A whole watermelon and a whole bottle of dry sparkling wine? What time is brunch?

Don Julio Agua Fresca from The Bar

Photo Credit: Lachlan Hardy / Flickr

This agua fresca is named for the liquor and not the fruit, but the drink does include lime, watermelon and pomegranate juice, which pair particularly well with tequila.

Spiked Watermelon Agua Fresca from The Cooking Channel

Yes, there’s a fair amount of watermelon-based agua frescas on this list, but this is the only drink that includes elderflower liqueur for that vintage cocktail appeal. Oh, and there’s vodka too.

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