These Latina Catcalls Will Make You Cringe – And You’ve Probably Heard at Least Three
Guys, we appreciate you trying, we really do. But these come-ons or cheesy pickup lines based on some old stereotype ain’t getting you anything but an *EYEROLL* and a wave goodbye, OK? So ditch these tired lines:
1. “I’ve always wanted to learn Español.”
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Cool, there’s an app for that.
2. Touches you with one finger and says: “Ouch! So Latinas ARE muy caliente!”
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Touch me one more time and you’ll see what I’m really made of.
3. “I’m going to call you, piñata, because I’d love to hit that.”
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And what does that make you? The recycled broom stick?
4. “Say something sexy in Spanish.”
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Cállate la boca.
5. “Latina? Damn, so exotic!”
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Exotic? What am I? A bird?
6. “What are you? Mexican? South American?”
7. “I’ve never hooked up with a Hispanic girl before. It’s on my bucket list.”
Looks like it’s not getting checked off anytime soon.
8. “I like my girls like I like my salsa … HAWT!”
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You’re cornier than a tortilla chip.
9. “Yo, Spanish girls are my favorite!”
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Cooool, but I’m not from Spain.
10. “I’d cross borders for you.”
K, go in the opposite direction and cross THAT border, thx.
11. “Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Because I’d like to loosen your top.”
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12. “Don’t Latinas love having babies?”
Does everyone else hate having babies?
13. “Your accent is so sexy! Where are you from?”
14. “Hey, you speak Mexican, right?”
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You must speak American like Sarah Palin.
15. “I always wanted my very own J.Lo.”
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