If Vicks VapoRub Could Talk To Us, Here’s What It Would Say
When you have a cold you rub it on your chest, around the rim of your nostrils and onto the soles of your feet. And sometimes simply the smell of it gives you a warm sense of relief. Vicks VapoRub is definitely the MVP every time you’re sick. ?
But what if Vicks VapoRub could talk to us… What would it say to soothe us in the midst of difficult situations? Here’s what we think it would say…
When you try to tell your parents a funny story, but they turn it into a life lesson ?… Vicks would adivse:
Just have patience, their lecture will be over soon.
When you screw up by telling your mom you’re bored and she hits you with “pues ponte a limpiar”… Vicks would remind you:
Basically, para la otra no digas pendejadas.
If Vicks VapoRub saw you crying after a breakup, it would say:
You deserve better anyway. Move on and be happy.
During one of your lonely nights you might look at your ex’s social media you might accidentally like a photo from 37 weeks ago. ? Vicks would say:
Maybe this is the spark that’ll rekindle the flame.
If Vicks heard someone tell you that you’re gaining weight, it would reassure you:
There’s nothing better than self love, so who cares what other people have to say. Ignore the haters.
How about when you check your bank account after a night of drinking? Vicks has a few words for you:
Prayers to you and your (most likely empty) bank account.
Things start to get better when you get your paycheck ?… But then you remember you have bills to pay ?. So Vicks tries to comfort you with:
Bills suck, but it’s part of adulting. But stop spending your hard-earned money on liquids, dummy.
When you’re on a budget, leftover food is essential. But what do you do when someone decides to eat the food you were saving all day? ? Vicks would pat your back and say:
$1 taco trucks will save your day hun, don’t you worry.
There’s probably nothing worse than finding out there’s aguacate AFTER you’re done eating. But Vicks has just the words to console you:
Even though we are in the middle of an avocado shortage, Vicks still has hope for you.
And whenever you feel like giving up, Vicks would encourage you by saying:
No matter how hard things get, you have to move forward. Never give up. Just take a deep breath and inhale some Vicks ??.
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