Si Quieres Quedar Bien With Your Colombian Mother In Law, Take Down These Notes

La suegra is the fastest way to your lover’s heart. If you’re dating a Colombian, winning over your sweetheart’s mom can be a bit challenging. This guide will make the challenge way easier.

Do your homework: you must know where she’s from.

And make every word in your homework is spelled correctly.

Learn your steps.

You really want to earn her heart? Enter through her stomach.

Don’t talk like they do in “Narcos.”

Remove the word “parce” from your vocabulary. Just delete it.

Tell her her two-hour glam is the most fabulous makeup job you’ve ever seen.

Her arepas should be your favorite arepas.

School yourself on things that matter to her.

But above all, love Colombia.