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9 Weird Ways Latinos Talk About Sex

The only thing we love more than sex is food aaaand, tbh, we’re just as passionate about food as we are about sex. So, it just makes sense to put the two together.

Papaya

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Translation: Well, it’s papaya, no translation needed

What it means in flirty talk: Vagina

Used in a sentence: I love your sweet papaya 😉

Echarse Un Taco

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Translation: To have a taco

What it means in flirty talk: To have sex or a quickie

Used it in a sentence: Vamos a hecharnos un taco in the morning 😉

Chile

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Translation: It’s a chile, you know what it is.

What it means in flirty talk: Penis

Used in a sentence: Your chile is the perfect size 😉

Hacer tortillas

Wifey status so hard. #shecancook #makingtortillas #whatcantshedo #shecandoanything #kp

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Translation: To make tortillas

What it means in flirty talk: Lesbian sex

Used in a sentence: We should practice our tortilla-making skills tonight 😉

Tortas

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Translation: Subway style sandwich, but SO much better

What it means in flirty talk: Either butt or vagina, take your pick

Used in a sentence: Your torta looks good OR I’d love to try your torta 😉

Plátano

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Translation: Banana

What it means in flirty talk: Penis

Used in a sentence: I’m dying to see your plátano 😉

Melones

Photo of my #melons /Foto de mis #melones jajajajaja

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Translation: Melons

What it means in flirty talk: Boobs

Used in a sentence: Check out the girl with the huge melones!

Huevos

#eggs #huevos

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Translation: Eggs

What it means in flirty talk: Testicles

Used in a sentence: In Pitbull’s words, “Well, here go some egg whites.” 😉

Leche

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Translation: Milk

What it means in flirty talk: Semen

Used in a sentence: We should make a papaya and banana salad and maybe add a little milk? 😉

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McDonald’s Now Has Quarter Pounder Scented Candles That You Definitely Didn’t Ask For

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McDonald’s Now Has Quarter Pounder Scented Candles That You Definitely Didn’t Ask For

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You know that friend whose car always smells like the food they ate the night before? You know the one, it’s the same friend who also has a collection of takeout Wendy’s, Taco Bell and McDonald bags shoved into the pocket of their backseats. Well now, you too can be that friend. Thanks to McDonald’s you can make literally anywhere smell like oily takeout.

McDonald’s announced this week that it will make a six-pack of scented candles that will smell like your favorite Quarter Pounder ingredients.

McDonald's six candles come in all the scents you'd expect.

Anyone familiar with the key ingredients in the beloved QP knows these scents include bun, ketchup, pickles, cheese, beef, and ooh baby onions. In honor of the Quarter Pounder’s 50th birthday, McDonald’s is also releasing a line of merchandise that includes calendars, lockets, mittens, shirts, and pins.

Draw up a romantic bath for you and yours that smells like an oily stove and pickles by getting the items here on the McDonald’s fan club website.

23 Gifts For The Friend Who Always Has Hot Cheetos Fingers

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23 Gifts For The Friend Who Always Has Hot Cheetos Fingers

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Flamin’ Hot Cheetos are life, need we say more?

They’re crunchy, they’re spicy, they make your mouth water just thinking about them. They’re the best thing that has ever existed in the history of the world. That might sound dramatic, but you know we’re not wrong.

This gift guide is for the friend in your life who’s always got Hot Cheetos stained fingers, but that could also be you. So you can either be selfish and get all the good stuff for yourself or be selfless and gift your BFF the best Hot Cheetos inspired holiday presents.

1. A Flamin’ Hot Cheetos card

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The perfect card to let your friend know what you think of them.

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2. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos socks

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Keep them toes cozy with these flamin’ hot socks.

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3. Baked Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

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For that friend who’s trying to cut back on the Hot Cheetos, here’s a “healthy” alternative.

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4. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos leggings

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You’ll for sure make a strong statement wearing these.

Buy here.

5. A Flamin’ Hot Cheetos keychain

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Look at that liddo Hot Cheetos keychain, we love it so much we’re about to recommend 3-4 more different versions of it.

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6. A Flamin’ Hot Cheetos travel mug

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Pour it up, pour it up.

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7. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Chipotle Ranch

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For the Hot Cheetos obsessed friend who NEEDS to try every single type of Hot Cheetos flavored out there.

Buy here.

8. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos hair bow

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Hair on fleek.

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9. Takis keychain

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Obviously, these aren’t Hot Cheetos. But if you’re a true Hot Cheetos fan, you know these are the second best chips to eat when you want to take a break from the usual.

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10. Flamin’ Hot Ruffles

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Again, for that friend who needs to eat anything that includes the words “Hot Cheetos.”

Buy here.

11. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos earrings

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Get that bling, honey.

Buy here.

12. Hot Cheetos phone case

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Protect your phone with these flamin’ hot phone case.

Buy here.

13. Reusable chopsticks

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We know there’s some of you out there who use chopsticks to eat Hot Cheetos to avoid the Hot Cheetos finger (they’re the best part though), so here you go, get you some chopsticks.

Buy here. 

14. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos sticker

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Slap it on your laptop.

Buy here.

15. Flamin’ Xxtra Hot Cheetos keychain

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Look! Another cute keychain.

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16. Takis and Flamin’ Hot Cheetos travel mug

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The best of both worlds, unite.

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17. Flamin’ Hot Fries keychain

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Look! Another cute keychain.

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18. Another pair of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos leggings

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Oh, boy. These leggings will for sure get some heads turning. Werk it.

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19. OG Flamin’ Hot Cheetos pin

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Perfect to pin on your denim jacket.

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20. A Flamin’ Hot Cheetos dress

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And we’re ready for the club in this Hot Cheetos inspired look.

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21. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos joggers

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Get cozy in these Hot Cheetos joggers.

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22. Flamin’ Hot Cheetos dad hat

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Wear your love for Hot Cheetos loud and proud.

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23. A Flamin’ Hot Cheetos print

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Check out this lovely piece of Hot Cheetos inspired art.

Buy here.