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No One Knows Hot to Get Rid of Haters Like Curanderas

Curanderas are notorious for using unconventional techniques to cure just about everything, even those shady haters. This is how they do it…

Hierbas are their go-to remedy.

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Like all women, curanderas also love shiny rocks.

ofreciendo limpieza espiritual deshacerse de los enemigos y la negatividad

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They spark scented incense.

#copal #ancestors #smoke #smells #curandera #indigenous #goodvibes #friday

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Mi Abuelita la Curandera. Love when Tita comes over. #nuestramedicina #curandera

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A little egg rubbing never hurt anyone…

Curanderos also use sound as a form of healing.

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Oh, and they love the use of fire.

You know you're Mexican when… #paisa #mexican #homeremedies #brujeria #limpia #lol #bonez #hesmonchosboss #seniority

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Here’s how a full on limpa looks like:

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13 Times Mom Made You More Sick by Taking You to a Curandera

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13 Times Mom Made You More Sick by Taking You to a Curandera

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1. At birth.

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She wasn’t cursed for 9 months, she was pregnant with you.

2. When she thought we were cursed by Satan.

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That time you drank the Drano and you started foaming at the mouth. She thought it was evil spirits taking over your body.

3. Is this a yolk?

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4. When she gave us foochi limpias.

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5.  After our first love…spell.

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You were drowning in teenage-heartbreak-tears and she wanted to bond with you so she decided to buy a spell and curse your bae. She probably should have sent you to a therapist.

6. When we were trippin’.

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That time you hit your head and started hallucinating and your mom thought you were having ‘visions.’

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7. After a simple stomachache. 

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Food poisoning was more fun when your mom knew it was empacho.

8. Every time we got wheezy.

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That time your mom thought your coughing was sent from the negative energy of the landlord…turns out it was mold! #KnowYourRights

9. When we were poppin’ and lockin’.

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That time you broke your leg playing soccer and she was tried to pop it back into place. #Limpy

10. Mal ojo, oh no!

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 It wasn’t a mal ojo, it was chorro.

11. For being a chillon/a.

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12. Salvia-Me Dios!

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 13. Para sacarnos el demonio…

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Because you were too young to smoke, but the perfect age to be possessed by a demon. #pinkeye

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