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No One Knows Hot to Get Rid of Haters Like Curanderas

By Elisa Osegueda October 16, 2015 at 4:50 pm

Curanderas are notorious for using unconventional techniques to cure just about everything, even those shady haters. This is how they do it…

Hierbas are their go-to remedy.

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Like all women, curanderas also love shiny rocks.

ofreciendo limpieza espiritual deshacerse de los enemigos y la negatividad

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They spark scented incense.

#copal #ancestors #smoke #smells #curandera #indigenous #goodvibes #friday

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Mi Abuelita la Curandera. Love when Tita comes over. #nuestramedicina #curandera

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A little egg rubbing never hurt anyone…

I'll be okay my grandma rubbed an egg on me @hispanogram Spiritual Egg Cleansing from Negative Spells and Energies #Despojo #Limpia #cleanse #latinotricks

A photo posted by ⭐Hispanogram™ (@hispanogram) on Mar 22, 2015 at 6:32am PDT

Curanderos also use sound as a form of healing.

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Oh, and they love the use of fire.

You know you're Mexican when… #paisa #mexican #homeremedies #brujeria #limpia #lol #bonez #hesmonchosboss #seniority

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Here’s how a full on limpa looks like:

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13 Times Mom Made You More Sick by Taking You to a Curandera

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13 Times Mom Made You More Sick by Taking You to a Curandera

By Karen Anzoategui January 18, 2016 at 8:45 am

BY Karen Anzoategui | January 18, 2016 AT 8:45 am

1. At birth.

Baby boy gets so restless when he has hiccups ?? #fetalmovements #cute #baby #wave #babyboy #bumplove #love #bp #pregnancy #pregnant #pregolicious #tag4likes #tagforlikes #t4l #instagood #instadaily #instalikes

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She wasn’t cursed for 9 months, she was pregnant with you.

2. When she thought we were cursed by Satan.

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That time you drank the Drano and you started foaming at the mouth. She thought it was evil spirits taking over your body.

3. Is this a yolk?

4. When she gave us foochi limpias.

5. After our first love…spell.

Rn ?? #aria #lucyhale #montgomery #pll #prettylittleliars #sad #crying #school #nap #funny #meme #relatable #tumblrposts #girlythings #hashtag #loney #music #relatableposts #rip #school

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You were drowning in teenage-heartbreak-tears and she wanted to bond with you so she decided to buy a spell and curse your bae. She probably should have sent you to a therapist.

6. When we were trippin’.

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That time you hit your head and started hallucinating and your mom thought you were having ‘visions.’

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7. After a simple stomachache.

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Food poisoning was more fun when your mom knew it was empacho.

8. Every time we got wheezy.

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That time your mom thought your coughing was sent from the negative energy of the landlord…turns out it was mold! #KnowYourRights

9. When we were poppin’ and lockin’.

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That time you broke your leg playing soccer and she was tried to pop it back into place. #Limpy

10. Mal ojo, oh no!

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It wasn’t a mal ojo, it was chorro.

11. For being a chillon/a.

12. Salvia-Me Dios!

13. Para sacarnos el demonio…

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Because you were too young to smoke, but the perfect age to be possessed by a demon. #pinkeye

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No One Knows Hot to Get Rid of Haters Like Curanderas

No One Knows Hot to Get Rid of Haters Like Curanderas

Hierbas are their go-to remedy.

Credit: bycrystalp/Instagram Herbs are rubbed up and down the body to help cure illnesses… You can't leave Ecuador without a classic #Limpia! #TeamDE #FeelAgainInEcuador #Cuenca A photo posted by EcuadorTravel (@ecuadortravel) on Sep 25, 2015 at 8:57pm PDT

Credit: ecuadortravel/Instagram Or cleanse you of evil vibes your enemies send you.

Like all women, curanderas also love shiny rocks.

Credit: curandera_psiquico/Instagram They turn to gemstones to cleanse spirits. They EVEN claim to know how to exterminate bad relationships.

They spark scented incense.

Credit: vanessuhhh/Instagram Which is used to cleanse your aura and your surroundings.

They use the power of touch.

Credit: wolfs_wild_years/Instagram They use their magic touch to relieve tension, bad vibes, and realign your chakras.

A little egg rubbing never hurt anyone…

Credit: hispanogram/Instagram About that time #Huevo #PaLasCokas #PaLosHaters #Lmao #TGIF #Limpia A photo posted by Cheers To The Future? (@royal_benz_nokturnalcc) on Oct 2, 2015 at 3:06pm PDT

Credit: xhico/Instagram That’s how they really get down. Eggs are considered a symbolism of life. As gross as it sounds, they rub eggs around your body to absorb all negative energy and illnesses.

Curanderos also use sound as a form of healing.

Credit: museodeloro/Instagram #mexico #colima #suchitlan #limpia #chaman #gopro #fisheye #videoday #culture #tuslabioshermosa A video posted by Oscar A. Hernandez (@shawqwerty) on Sep 4, 2015 at 2:56pm PDT

Credit: shawqwerty/Instagram Like the beating of drums or the sound created by rattles.

Oh, and they love the use of fire.

Credit: porcayo1985/Instagram You know, to cure things like too much ear wax.

Here’s how a full on limpa looks like:

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13 Times Mom Made You More Sick by Taking You to a Curandera

13 Times Mom Made You More Sick by Taking You to a Curandera

1. At birth.

2. When she thought we were cursed by Satan.

3. Is this a yolk?

Credit: @kannette9 / Instagram The time you needed a limpia because you had a fever and every huevo used broke on you. It looked like you were baptized in huevos … and your fever started cooking the eggs. #SunnysideUp READ: Latina Ex-Girlfriends Know Where to Hit Their Exes Where It Hurts

4. When she gave us foochi limpias.

Credit: @dadianacabrera / Instagram That time in high school when you got a deep limpia because your mom swore that flu was brujeria and you stunk so bad for two days, you missed homecoming — AND you were still sick!

5. After our first love…spell.

6. When we were trippin’.

7. After a simple stomachache.

8. Every time we got wheezy.

9. When we were poppin’ and lockin’.

10. Mal ojo, oh no!

11. For being a chillon/a.

Credit: @mibella_Vita / Instagram When you were throwing a fit and making a scene at Target and she took your butt to la curandera but you really had an ear infection.

12. Salvia-Me Dios!

Credit: @simbaxvideo / Instagram When you started having allergies and she burned sage…

13. Para sacarnos el demonio…

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Herbs are rubbed up and down the body to help cure illnesses…

You can't leave Ecuador without a classic #Limpia! #TeamDE #FeelAgainInEcuador #Cuenca

A photo posted by EcuadorTravel (@ecuadortravel) on Sep 25, 2015 at 8:57pm PDT

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Or cleanse you of evil vibes your enemies send you.

Credit: curandera_psiquico/Instagram
They turn to gemstones to cleanse spirits. They EVEN claim to know how to exterminate bad relationships.

Credit: vanessuhhh/Instagram
Which is used to cleanse your aura and your surroundings.

Credit: wolfs_wild_years/Instagram
They use their magic touch to relieve tension, bad vibes, and realign your chakras.

Credit: hispanogram/Instagram

About that time #Huevo #PaLasCokas #PaLosHaters #Lmao #TGIF #Limpia

A photo posted by Cheers To The Future? (@royal_benz_nokturnalcc) on Oct 2, 2015 at 3:06pm PDT

Credit: xhico/Instagram
That’s how they really get down. Eggs are considered a symbolism of life. As gross as it sounds, they rub eggs around your body to absorb all negative energy and illnesses.

Credit: museodeloro/Instagram

#mexico #colima #suchitlan #limpia #chaman #gopro #fisheye #videoday #culture #tuslabioshermosa

A video posted by Oscar A. Hernandez (@shawqwerty) on Sep 4, 2015 at 2:56pm PDT

Credit: shawqwerty/Instagram
Like the beating of drums or the sound created by rattles.

Credit: porcayo1985/Instagram
You know, to cure things like too much ear wax.

Credit: @kannette9 / Instagram
The time you needed a limpia because you had a fever and every huevo used broke on you. It looked like you were baptized in huevos … and your fever started cooking the eggs. #SunnysideUp

READ: Latina Ex-Girlfriends Know Where to Hit Their Exes Where It Hurts

Credit: @dadianacabrera / Instagram
That time in high school when you got a deep limpia because your mom swore that flu was brujeria and you stunk so bad for two days, you missed homecoming — AND you were still sick!

Credit: @mibella_Vita / Instagram
When you were throwing a fit and making a scene at Target and she took your butt to la curandera but you really had an ear infection.

Credit: @simbaxvideo / Instagram
When you started having allergies and she burned sage…