This Vending Machine Needs to Exist Outside Every Club
It’s everything we ever needed in life.
Chips, the way you like them.
Drenched in chile y limón ??.
Pozole to cure or prevent a nasty hangover.
Perfectly located outside a club or outside a 7-11.
All you need is a pack of salt and you’re good to go.
Dulce de chile.
Because no one else has it on demand.
To rid yourself of bad vibes or get back at your stupid ex.
Tequila, the good kind.
With the option of adding Squirt.
Michelada if you’re into something lighter.
Con chamoy ?.
And in this perfect world you’d be able to select your toppings.
Guacamole without the extra fee.
And it’s always ripe.
Mango con chile.
You can also tell them how much (or how little) chile you want.
Because a PSL never gets the job done.
Eye makeup kit complete with a brow pencil and eyelash glue.
When your eyebrow sweats off at the club.
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