This Vending Machine Needs to Exist Outside Every Club
It’s everything we ever needed in life.
Chips, the way you like them.
Drenched in chile y limón ??.
Pozole to cure or prevent a nasty hangover.
Otra razón más por la cual amo el invierno. #pozole
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Perfectly located outside a club or outside a 7-11.
Fresh tortillas.
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All you need is a pack of salt and you’re good to go.
Dulce de chile.
I?Candy #tamarindo #candy #dulcemexicano #myfavorite #happygirl
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Because no one else has it on demand.
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Raw eggs.
Telorrrr.. ?? #uktelormentah_bpn #uploadkompakan #kompakersbandung #kompakersbandunggareulis
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To rid yourself of bad vibes or get back at your stupid ex.
Tequila, the good kind.
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With the option of adding Squirt.
Michelada if you’re into something lighter.
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Con chamoy ?.
Elote preparado.
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And in this perfect world you’d be able to select your toppings.
Guacamole without the extra fee.
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And it’s always ripe.
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Mango con chile.
You can also tell them how much (or how little) chile you want.
Chocolate Abuelita.
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Because a PSL never gets the job done.
Eye makeup kit complete with a brow pencil and eyelash glue.
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When your eyebrow sweats off at the club.
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