This Vending Machine Needs to Exist Outside Every Club
It’s everything we ever needed in life.
Chips, the way you like them.
Drenched in chile y limón ??.
Pozole to cure or prevent a nasty hangover.
Perfectly located outside a club or outside a 7-11.
All you need is a pack of salt and you’re good to go.
Dulce de chile.
Because no one else has it on demand.
To rid yourself of bad vibes or get back at your stupid ex.
Tequila, the good kind.
With the option of adding Squirt.
Michelada if you’re into something lighter.
Con chamoy ?.
#Vegan #elote ??? This was soooo good, I can't remember the last time I rolled my eyes back from pleasure from eating food. It's just: Boiled corn Veganaise (I guess any vegan mayonnaise counts) Vegan Parmesan cheese Pico de Gallo chile Lemon My mom got the cheese for fun because it seemed interesting but we didn't know what to put it on… But now we know ?
And in this perfect world you’d be able to select your toppings.
Guacamole without the extra fee.
And it’s always ripe.
Mango con chile.
You can also tell them how much (or how little) chile you want.
Because a PSL never gets the job done.
Eye makeup kit complete with a brow pencil and eyelash glue.
When your eyebrow sweats off at the club.
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