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Here’s The Embarrassing Truth Behind Looking Young

It’s been scientifically proven that Latinos age slower. And if you’re one of those people who have a baby face, then you understand there’s a curse to this blessing. From bouncers checking your ID up to four times, to cops stopping you because they think you’re a minor – it’s a real hassle and here’s what people on twitter and Facebook had to say about it:

First off, people don’t take you seriously because they look at you as just a kid.

CREDIT: RUTH NARVAEZ / FACEBOOK

And it sucks even more if you’re super mature for your age.

Your coworkers think it’s sweet to treat you like a baby just because you look like a baby…but it’s SO annoying.

CREDIT: MIRIAM GAYTÁN / FACEBOOK

Seriously? “Working elf”? ?

Even if you’re in your work uniform, some people just can’t believe you’re over 15 years old.

CREDIT: SANDRA GARCIA / FACEBOOK

? No. Not a girl scout.

It’s almost impossible to get respect on the job when you look this young.

CREDIT: MELISSA RENTERIA / FACEBOOK

It’s not easy having smooth silky skin.

And you constantly get judged based on how old people think you are.


And if you and your mom look about the same age, it’s common for the two of you to get confused as sisters:

CREDIT: MARIBEL ESCALANTE PEREZ / FACEBOOK

Mom in purple dress on left, daughter in black dress on right.

Babyfaced Jessica told mitú, “All of my friends from high school would think my mom was my sister. When she would volunteer at my school all of my guy friends would ask me about her, trying to make flirtatious comments about her without knowing that she was my MOM. Like no she’s not my sister and no I’m not giving her your number! It was so annoying.”

Most commonly, you probably get I.D.’d a dozen times when it comes to purchasing alcohol.

CREDIT: LAUREN COATS / FACEBOOK

Super young looking Wendy told mitú, “True story, a cop at Disney California Adventure followed me to ask for I.D. because I had a drink in my hand…a DISNEYLAND COP.” ?

To make matters worse, security guards at bars think that your I.D. is fake.

CREDIT: @LATINOKIDPROBS

And then there’s that awkward suspicious look that the security guard gives you while they check your I.D. card, making you feel guilty as if your I.D. was actually fake… Even though you’re older.

And if you thought bouncers at the club were bad, you haven’t been carded by mall cops.

https://twitter.com/alie_ohh/status/821457027453095937


Dayum, even when you’re nine years older.

It’s almost as if looking young is a crime.

CREDIT: RICHIE SILVA / FACEBOOK

“13 year old giant.” ?

Even traveling becomes a hassle because of your youthful glow.


Maybe it would be better if you just glued your I.D. card onto your forehead.

At restaurants, waiters accidentally give you the kid’s menu.

CREDIT: KELLY CLINE / FACEBOOK

Yes, with crayons and all.

And at buffet restaurants, you’re always considered a “child.”


Which is a good thing because children get to eat at a cheaper price at buffets.

I guess the plus side of passing as a child is getting discounts or not having to pay at all. ?

CREDIT: @LMAOKARINA / TWITTER

If only that was the case at Disneyland. ?

Since everyone thinks you’re still a student, you get to take advantage of all student discounts.


Places like the movie theaters, ice skating rinks, restaurants and theme parks, all offer some pretty neat student discounts.

And when it comes to family parties, you won’t have to worry about being “too old” to hit the piñata.?

CREDIT: GINA VASQUEZ / FACEBOOK

Which is actually super fun.

No matter how old you get… Lol

CREDIT: LORENA SILWA / FACEBOOK

90 years old? Nahhhh, more like 19. ?


READ: How Do They Never Age? Latino Celebrities Who Are Probably Vampires

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This Hilarious Viral Video is Being Called the Latino Version of ‘Get Out’

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This Hilarious Viral Video is Being Called the Latino Version of ‘Get Out’

Screenshot via xgabsterz/Twitter

We’ve all experienced it before–the nervousness of meeting your partner’s parents. And if you’re in an interracial relationship, that nervousness grows exponentially.

That’s why this video of a young Latino man who is hesitant about entering his white girlfriend’s Trump-supporting family’s house has gone viral.

It’s #relatable.

The video starts off with the unnamed boyfriend narrating what’s happening to him as his girlfriend practically drags him into her parent’s home.

In Spanish, he says “I’m going to visit my girlfriend’s parent’s house. The house is very beautiful and she wants me to go inside. But I’m not going to do that because there’s a problem.”

At this point, he pans up to focus on a “Trump” sign prominently displayed on the front lawn.

He turns the camera around to show his own very worried face. The young man’s girlfriend tries to assure him that everything is okay, promising him that her parents are “going to like you”.

The young man tells her to go on without him because he “doesn’t want to die” today. “Maybe tomorrow, yes. But today–no,” he says.

His girlfriend keeps insisting he follow her in until he finally says: “They don’t like me!” before zooming in on the “Trump/Pence” sign one final time. The comedic timing is *chef’s kiss* impeccable.

The video is captioned “This Spanish remake of ‘Get Out’–a witty nod to the 2017 horror film.

As a refresher, “Get Out” centers on a young Black man in an interracial relationship who visits his white girlfriend’s family for the weekend. Soon, he realizes the family is not quite as idyllic as they’re pretending to be. Before long, he realizes his life is in danger.

The movie accurately depicted the real-life horror of racism and white supremacy through a cinematic lens. Phrases like “the sunken place” (the place the main character went when he’s paralyzed by his girlfriend’s mother) became cultural shorthand for: the “place an oppressed person goes when they have become silent or compliant to their own oppression” (thanks Urban Dictionary).

Internet commentators chimed in with their own thoughts and opinions about the super relatable video.

One Reddit user knew exactly how the young man felt. “As a biracial person who dated a girl from a very conservative Republican family, they never let me forget that I was biracial,” he said. “They brought it up almost every day.”

Another knew the struggles of having family members with different views from their own: “I have friends and family members that have been radicalized.. it’s very difficult to have a conversation about anything anymore that doesn’t end with vitriol.”

Another Reddit user had more sympathy for the man’s girlfriend. “I feel bad for the girl honestly,” they said. “We may be able to choose who we befriend, but we can never choose our parents.”

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‘Size Fits All Tags’ And ‘Great Clickbait’— People Name The Worst Things That Are Legal

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‘Size Fits All Tags’ And ‘Great Clickbait’— People Name The Worst Things That Are Legal

The world is plagued with some crazy and unfair laws, no doubt about it. But what about the things that exist and legal? Why are, for instance, spam callers allowed to trick you by calling from similar numbers to yours? Or, why is it impossible to criminally convict your roommate from keeping you up all night or dipping into your ice-cream and lie about it?

Users on Reddit are asking similar questions and the answers are pretty hilarious but also intriguing.

“I’m just gonna have to say little girl’s beauty pageants. It just doesnt sit right with me. And not only because of the fact it’s creepy, but I feel like it’s stressful on the kid and on their body image.” –kitty-cult

“College book prices and practices. Change a few words in a math book, that’ll be another $100 please. Oh you realized that you can use the book from 10 years ago and succeed? Actually we require you get the new book. Oh you realized you can get the book cheaper from a friend? Actually we’re doing online books now and you need the personalized code. We change it every year even though there have been no breakthroughs in this subject! Knowing the college struggle i have no fucking clue how this is allowed to exist. It should literally be illegal.” –WitlessMean

“Puppy mills.” –thechronicwinter

“Sending letters to home owners labeled ‘IMPORTANT MORTGAGE / FINANCIAL INFO’ or ‘LAST WARNING / NOTICE’ and having the inside look exactly like a bill, letterhead and little box in the corner with figures inside… all to then say ‘refinance with us’ or ‘don’t miss this opportunity for etc etc’ Makes me heart skip every time thinking I’ve forgotten some critical bill until I open it.”- IDUU

“The fact car radio commercials are allowed to have police sirens or car crashes in them as a way to Get your attention.”- jagfanjosh3252

“The size of the ‘x’ button on pop-up ads.” –_Denes_

“Socks: ‘Fits size 6-12.'” –klitorisaurus

“Spice/K2/Synthetic Weed. This may have changed in the last few years but I found it embarrassing that our country locks up thousands for actual marijuana but allowed that shit to be sold at every gas station and liquor store knowing damn good and well that it was hurting and killing people.”-m0ndayisb0ng0day

“You can look up where any one lives because it’s public record. But can we please not have entire websites with data bases full of every person in the country?? I mean think about people who get denied restraining orders and try to move away from their abuser. Six months later and their abuser can just look up their name and find them all over again. This could be detrimental for spouse abuse victims, stalking victims, etc. something should be done about them. It’s terrifying.” –21DrunkPilots

“Lying through your teeth on “news” shows because you claim you’re actually “entertainment”. Even while it has “news” in the title of the station. Being able to lie through your teeth on an opinion show just bc it’s an opinion show. Opinions should be opinions about facts. Opinion should not be an excuse for slander or making knowingly false statements in the media.” –jseego

“No-knock warrants. We’ve seen time and time again where Law Enforcement has the wrong address and some innocent person ends up dead because of a logistical mistake.” –Mr-and-Mrs

“Impossibly hard to cancel subscriptions.” –ungFu-omega-warrior

“Putting unrelated crap into bills to sneak it into law. I know they’re supposed to follow some kind rules related to germaneness, but they clearly don’t, and clearly need actual laws with actual punishments for pulling this crap.” –Gr1pp717

“Multi level Marketing.” –whyykai

“Civil Asset Seizure by Police – No Crimes Needed!”- vegetarianrobots

“The troubled teen industry. Parents pay a company to kidnap kids while they’re sleeping and send them off to ‘therapeutic’ boarding schools where they are abused in every conceivable way.”- MyDongIsAWiFiHotspot

“Sweatshop labor outsourced by tech and Fortune 500 companies. It’s essentially contemporary slavery we collectively allow.”- crumpledForeskin

“Being penalized for calling out sick from work. Edit. Even while the whole world is trying to survive this pandemic, we’re still dealing with this major issue by employers. I work in health care, and I feel like I get shamed by my managers and coworkers when you call out. Especially when you work night shift.” –pongomer

“I (f) bought a car recently. During the process of negotiation I decided I wanted to do more research and the salesman refused to give me the keys to MY car so I could leave. Literally saw me looking for my keys and withheld them while repeatedly saying, ‘But what could I do to get you into this car today?’ I finally demanded my keys but bought the car anyway (they met my asking price and got me the financing I wanted) but I’m SO mad at myself for not making a scene. For allowing that man to hold me hostage and not being outraged. I don’t understand why I didn’t humiliate him and instead meekly just sat and took it. I called the manager the next day. But still. So disappointed in myself…” – UncomonShaman

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