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11 Spanish Names That’ll Mean Something Totally Different When You Read Them Out Loud

Are you ready to get your carcajada on? You are not going to believe some of the ridiculously clever Facebook profile names people have come up with, and they range from hilarious to naughty. They have to be made up because if anyone really has these names “que Dios los ayude” as abuela would say.


Cindy Nero

Cindy Nero
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Pronounced: Sin dinero

Qué clever that this doubles as a name and financial status.

Kelin Teresa

Kelin Teresa
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Pronounce: Qué le interesa

This is one way to put metiches in their place.

Keti Porta

Keti Porta
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Pronounced: Que te importa

Well, why even be on Facebook if you are going to be so confrontational?

Ana Lisa Melculo

Ana Lisa Melculo
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Pronounced: Analisa me el c*lo

Such a pretty first name, such a pretty middle name, but that last name is asinine.

Dolores Delano

Dolores Delano
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Pronounced: Dolores del ano

Gotta wear shades to mask the discomfort. Maybe she should go see a doctor about those pains in her booty. Sounds serious.

Cindy Entes

Cindy Entes
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Pronounced: Sin dientes

Notice how she keeps her mouth closed when she smiles? Porque no tiene dientes!

Cinco Menta Rios

Cinco Menta Rios
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Pronounced: Sin comentarios

He’s a man of very little words.


Aitor Tilla

Aitor Tilla
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Pronounced: Hay tortilla

This guy is so much more fun to hang out with than his brother Noahaitor Tilla ?.


Cyn Cebolla

Cyn Cebolla
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Pronounced: Sin cebolla

She knows what she likes and what she doesn’t. Maybe she should hook up with Aitor Tilla.


Rosa Melano

Rosa Melano
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Pronounced: Rosa me el ano

No, thank you. That’s not the kind of proposition I’m looking for when I’m on FB. Isn’t that what Tinder’s for?


Simpa Peles

Simpa Peles
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Pronounced: Sin papeles

I’ve got a few relatives that could go by this name. But shhh, don’t tell anyone!

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Trump Says Racism is Bad After Repeatedly Being Racist

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Trump Says Racism is Bad After Repeatedly Being Racist

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“No one should be judged by their race or their color and the color of their skin.”

Donald Trump recently stopped at the Faith & Freedom Coalition’s “Road to the Majority” event in Washington D.C. to speak to conservative evangelicals, a crowd he won in the primaries. There’s nothing particularly noteworthy about a GOP candidate trying to shore up the very people who are most likely to vote for him, but then Trump said this in the middle of a speech about the importance of religious freedom:

“Freedom of any kind means no one should be judged by their race or their color and the color of their skin, should not be judged that way. And right now we have a very divided nation. We’re going to bring our nation together.”


LOL for real tho?

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That’s quite the change of tone there, bruh. Like, you do know that Twitter and the Internet are forever, right? Oh no? Let’s check those receipts.


Remember the time you said that most crimes are committed by blacks and Latinos? You ‘member!

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Seems pretty judgmental…


Or how about that one time you tweeted that Mexicans are “killing us at the border…”

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But data seems to show that the violence is really the other way around.


You do know that the word “thug” has some serious racial connotations, right?

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Sounds pretty race-baity, dude.


You even called Jeff Sessions…THIS Jeff Sessions “a great guy!”

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But the most telling of your real thoughts was when you deleted a tweet attacking Jeb Bush’s wife for being Mexican.

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With so much evidence of race-baiting found on your Twitter timeline, maybe Hillary Clinton is right. You should “delete your account.”


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