11 Spanish Names That’ll Mean Something Totally Different When You Read Them Out Loud
Are you ready to get your carcajada on? You are not going to believe some of the ridiculously clever Facebook profile names people have come up with, and they range from hilarious to naughty. They have to be made up because if anyone really has these names “que Dios los ayude” as abuela would say.
Pronounced: Sin dinero
Qué clever that this doubles as a name and financial status.
Pronounce: Qué le interesa
This is one way to put metiches in their place.
Credit: Fernanda Sanchez/Facebook
Pronounced: Que te importa
Well, why even be on Facebook if you are going to be so confrontational?
Ana Lisa Melculo
Pronounced: Analisa me el c*lo
Such a pretty first name, such a pretty middle name, but that last name is asinine.
Pronounced: Dolores del ano
Gotta wear shades to mask the discomfort. Maybe she should go see a doctor about those pains in her booty. Sounds serious.
Pronounced: Sin dientes
Notice how she keeps her mouth closed when she smiles? Porque no tiene dientes!
Cinco Menta Rios
Pronounced: Sin comentarios
He’s a man of very little words.
Pronounced: Hay tortilla
This guy is so much more fun to hang out with than his brother Noahaitor Tilla ?.
Pronounced: Sin cebolla
She knows what she likes and what she doesn’t. Maybe she should hook up with Aitor Tilla.
Pronounced: Rosa me el ano
No, thank you. That’s not the kind of proposition I’m looking for when I’m on FB. Isn’t that what Tinder’s for?
Pronounced: Sin papeles
I’ve got a few relatives that could go by this name. But shhh, don’t tell anyone!
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