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Expectations Guys Have of Their Latina GFs

Men dream of dating Latinas for so many reasons…DUH! We’re beautiful, intelligent and so much fun. But for some reason they also believe these crazy stereotypes about dating a Latina that are completely false, like…

She’ll Welcome You Home with a Home-cooked Meal Every Night

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What is this, the 1950s? With a full-time career and other hobbies, ain’t nobody got time for that. Hungry? Cook yourself.

Latinas are Passionate Like Porn Stars

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Latinas are hyper-sexualized on TV and in movies, but unless you’re a 14 year-old pre-adolescent, you should understand the difference between on-screen and real life. If you want to have sex with a porn star, date one, end of story.

Her Hips Don’t Lie

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Not every Latina woman loves to dance, or can shake it like Shakira.

She’ll Clean Up after You

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Like any woman, she’ll probably get pissed your living room is hecho un desmadre (whether you live together or not). But don’t put money on her cleaning up after you.

READ: Stereotypes Colombians Can’t Stand Hearing

Latinas are Always Sweet and Passive

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That can be true – until you piss them off, then you better hide… 20 feet underground.

She’ll Do As You Say

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Try it. We dare you. We double dare you.

They All Have that Sexy Accent

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Newsflash: not every Latina has an accent.

Se Habla Español

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Every Latina in the world knows the word amor in Spanish – even non-Latinos know that! But it might just be as far as she goes with her Spanish.

READ: Lamest Come-Ons Latinas Put Up With

You’ll Have to Meet Her 47 Tías y Tíos

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Umm… Some don’t even have aunts and uncles.

She’ll Look Like this in Bootyshorts

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Perky boobs, guitar-shaped bodies and a J.Lo-type booty isn’t the mold for every Latina.

They’re All God-Fearing Women

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Ya, because all Latina women ever do is go to mass, it’s like their high point of the week ?.

They’re Loud and Tempermental

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FYI, Gloria Delgado-Pritchett is a fictional character Sofia Vergara plays. Quiet, shy Latinas are not an endangered species.

What are other stereotypes guys have of their Latina girlfriends? Let us know in the comments below and don’t forget to click share to post this story on your friend’s feed.

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From Period Cramps to a Pinch, this Doctor can FEEL Your Pain

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From Period Cramps to a Pinch, this Doctor can FEEL Your Pain

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If you need a new doctor, Joel Salinas may be the way to go. This dude can feel what you feel — YES, FEEL. Headache? ✔️. Numbness? ✔️. Amputation? Sadly, ✔️. This shit is crazy.

Salinas has a rare condition called mirror-touch synesthesia.

Synesthe-Whaaaaat?!

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That means he can feel an amputation.

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“I remember one patient who unfortunately had an amputation of the arm from an accident,” Salinas, a Harvard-trained neurologist, told WBZ. “I remember feeling as though my arm was dismembered and I could feel the blood.”

OMG…I’m gonna be sick.

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Salinas participated in an Ask Me Anything for Reddit to explain.

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This gets really weird…

READ: This Blind Latina Didn’t Just Become a Chef, She Also Opened Her Own Restaurant in Chicago

He knows your orgasm better than bae.

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“Sensations are certainly much more salient with adrenaline, dopamine, serotonin, etc (it’s similar with caffeine) — and it’s even more salient the more similar corresponding parts are,” Salinas wrote on Reddit. “The more corresponding (like-to-like) bodies are, I find that there’s an added dopamine rush almost. Like a bit more of a relief — like scratching an itch that you didn’t realize you had, but are so glad you found it.”

Go on…

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Salinas was asked, “What happens when you watch porn?” His answer, “Fortunately my optic nerves aren’t selective based on subject matter… and the MPAA doesn’t regulate my occipital cortex….”

Can he feel child birth? Yes.

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“My body will still perceive the sensations regardless of whether I’ve felt it before on my body–even if the parts don’t exactly match up,” Salinas responded on Reddit. “Internally, I have to wrestle with the “Um… what is this I’m feeling right now…” moment. Being curious, I usually try to appreciate it for what it is.”

Dude even knows what death is like!

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“It’s a really a unique experience that is really worth just having a discussion on it’s own,” Salinas told Redditers. “More than anything, there’s just such a pronounced feeling of stillness. A kind of emptiness that screams that there should be something there, but it’s gone now… with the added weight of permanence.”

READ: Get a Box of Tissues Before You Read This Woman’s Brave Fight Against Bullying

But it isn’t just sensations he experiences.

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This condition has several layers and exists on a spectrum.

He can taste colors.

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“Lighter colors for myself typically are on the more sour or sweet spectrum, which darker are more on the bitter or umami spectrum,” Salinas explained on Reddit.

And see sound.

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“It’s also got some great color qualities: hues of lavender, sky blue, whisps of gray, and little tiny tips of a slightly yellow hue at the center at times,” Salinas said about listening to this YouTube clip.

Basically, this dude is a modest superhuman walking among mere mortals.

According to WBZ, only about 1 to 2 percent of the population have mirror-touch synesthesia.

Do you think you could handle having mirror-touch synesthesia? mitú wants to know. Tell us in the comments below.

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