Seriously for all this, we deserve a damn medal.
When mom makes tacos for dinner and you only have two because you’re on a diet.
True hero right here.
Perfectly slicing an avocado is like ?.
You win at life.
When you walk by a fan without singing the Rosa de Guadalupe Song.
We know it took all your strength.
When you tie your ponytail and the tie goes around three times perfectly.
Not too loose, not too tight – it takes skill.
When you dance “Caballo Dorado” without missing a beat.
You’ve been perfecting these moves since you were three.
When you wake up… without a hangover.
Could’ve gone for one more drink, but ya didn’t. You champ, you.
When you open a Mazapán and it doesn’t crack.
Your talent deserves an award.
When you pick a Tajín that didn’t clump at the end.
That, like, almost never happens.
When you can rap the entire Caso Cerrado without fumbling.
Fetty Wap who? You’s a rap queen.
When you achieve your life goals.
You never thought you’d see the day.
When bae tells you he ran into his ex and you don’t lose your sh*t.
You were composed like the classy person you are.
When someone asks for Takis and you share.
Your sacrifice deserves to be rewarded.
When you translate for your friends.
Your act of charity deserves recognition.