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Valentine Day Pick-Up Lines That Will Only Work On Latinos

We have the perfect card for every kind of lover in your life.

For that lady who shot right through your heart with an arrow.

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I won the lotería when I got you.

Forget media naranja, this one’s for the chile to your limón.

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Your love burns, sometimes hurts, but I’m still addicted to you.

Here’s to your sweet & spicy Valentine.

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Without you, I always feel like there’s something missing… Just like with chile.

To that one you’re trying to drop hints to.

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Because there’s nothing wrong with a classic pick-up line.

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Para el que no te pela.

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For sure la reina del friend-zone would love this.

Or the one that got away.

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You know, the one you drunk-dial after a few shots of tequila.

For the f*ck boy in your life.

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Also known as la rata inmunda.

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To the one who always answers your late-night calls.

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For that woman who has no flaws in your eyes.

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Every time you look at her, it’s like ?.

This one’s for the one who makes you feel good inside and out ?.

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Aka, the best part.

For the one you like… But isn’t worth your time.

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The one you love for have inside… their bank account.

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This one’s perfect for your side chic or sancho.

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Or gay lover.

This is perfect for that asshole who was a waste of time.

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*You can bidi bidi bom bom out of my life* ??

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For those who are still trying to get over their ex.

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#SheMovedOn

These are the words you always dedicated to your love.

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Chente always comes through with the perfect lyrics.

For that sweet love of your life.

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When you’re in love, but you’re also hungry.

This goes to that special someone you want to want to protect for the rest of your life ?.

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For. The. Win.

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You Won’t Believe Why Demi Lovato Is Thanking The Kardashians

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You Won’t Believe Why Demi Lovato Is Thanking The Kardashians

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Thank You Kim, Khloé and Kourtney

Demi Lovato has been flaunting her curves with such confidence, you’d think she was always that way. She even has an album titled “Confidence” where she sings about, well, her confidence.

But Demi wasn’t always as confident about her body as she is now. She actually went to rehab for an eating disorder back in 2010. “When I was growing up… it was in the era when very, very thin people were the popular ones in Hollywood,” Demi said to Ellen DeGeneres on her show. “That’s what I had to look up to.”

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But then Kim, Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian surfaced as the most popular. “When the Kardashians came on the scene, that was the first time that I associated curves with beauty and I remember thinking it was so cool,” Demi said. “Even when I was struggling with food, I was able to look at Kim’s curves and be like, ‘I should really be proud of my curves.”

So thanks to the Kardashian Kurves, many, including Demi, can learn to appreciate their curves, because there’s nothing sexier than seriously flaunting them.

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