No family is complete with out these crazy tíos.
He’s also the one who sings rancheras with the mariachi.
The One Who’s Overly Nice
He gives the creepiest hugs.
The Cool One
He’s more like an older brother.
And the Not So-Cool One
He gives you sh*t for everything… because he had beef with your dad.
The Eternal Bachelor
He’s always trying to see what’s up with your friends. Creep.
The One Who’s Only Said Three Words to You Your Whole Life
Mij0, feliz cumpleaños.
Then There’s the Funny One
His jokes are worse than your dad’s.
Your Second Dad
He’s had your back since day one.
The One Who Thinks He’s a Financial Advisor
Always nagging to your parents about why they spent so much money on their house, car and even your tuition. Chill out tío, it ain’t your money.
The One Who Looks Nothing Like the Rest of Your Uncles
Y esos ojazos, ¿de dónde salieron?
He’s so in touch with his roots.
The One Who Scares All Your Boyfriends
But he only wants what’s best for you.
The One Who Inspires You
He’s always pushing you to do your best by setting the example.