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Do You Love Your Boyfriend Enough To Put Up With A Savage Suegra?

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Once you start dating your boyfriend, you know you’re are also basically dating his entire family. And sometimes his family comes with a SAVAGE SUEGRA. No matter how well you treat your him, his mom will never think you’re good enough, and these are a couple of the things you have to deal with…

She stays rolling her eyes at you.

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And if she’s not rolling her eyes, then she gives you that cold side look.

Passive aggressive comments are a given.

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She might sound sweet, but she’s actually insulting you. And when your man tries to get her to apologize to you, she responds with, “De qué hablas, yo no dije esooooo.”

She always judges the way you’re dressed.

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So don’t be looking all hoochie or fodonga, or she’ll call you a descarada.

And constantly criticizes your cooking skills.

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If you can’t cook you better start watching some “Master Chef” or “Martha Stewart.”

On top of that, she expects you to have the best manners.

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You might consider taking an etiquette class. But the most important thing is to saludar.

And you better have a job or be in school. She for sure doesn’t approve of a huevona.

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Better do something productive with your life, because being unemployed and uneducated is a big no-no for your suegra.

She also comments on your Spanish-speaking skills.

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So careful about using any of that Spanglish or your suegra will be thinking, “¿Qué dice esta mensa?”

And hopefully, you have a heart for kids because she’s always asking for nietos.

Now this is a happy #grandma #grandkids #nietos @cgtiffany

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There’s nothing more she would love than a couple of little kids that look like her adorable son.

Yes, your savage suegra is extra hard on you… but it’s because she wants you to treat her baby boy with all of the love and care in the world, just like she has all her life.


And if he’s a huge mama’s boy, GOOD LUCK! QUE DIOS TE BENDIGA.


READ: With A Suegra Like This, It’s No Wonder You Left Him

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This Latino Hockey Player's Mom Watched Him Score 4 Goals In His Very First Game

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This Latino Hockey Player’s Mom Watched Him Score 4 Goals In His Very First Game

This is Auston Matthews. He’s a 19-year-old hockey sensation from Scottsdale, Ariz.


Matthews was born in California to an American father and Mexican mother. He was raised in Arizona, where he fell in love with hockey after attending Phoenix Coyotes games as a kid.

How good is he? He was the number one draft pick in last year’s NHL draft.


Matthews, who was selected by the Toronto Maple Leafs, was the first American hockey player to go number one since Patrick Kane (Chicago Blackhawks) in 2007.

In his very first game as an NHL player, Matthews showed why he was picked #1, scoring four — yes, four — goals in the Maple Leafs’ season opener.

The best part? His parents were there to watch it all go down. Here’s his first goal:

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Mom and dad were ecstatic.

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Matthew’s second goal was like watching Messi on ice. The 19-year-old weaved through several opponents, and slotted the puck home like a seasoned veteran:

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Mom and dad couldn’t believe it.

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Goal three was a solid tap-in, but that didn’t stop Matthews’ teammates from going nuts. Why? Because Matthews had scored a “hat trick” in his debut.

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In hockey, like soccer, a hat trick means scoring three goals in a game — no easy feat, even for an established superstar.

At this point, Matthews’ mother, Ema, couldn’t hold back her excitement.

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Soon, she couldn’t hold back the tears. Ema Matthews may have been thinking about last year, when she moved to Switzerland with her son so he could play professionally.

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In 2015, after graduating high school, Auston Matthews chose the Zurich Lions of the Swiss Hockey League over playing college hockey. Ema Matthews moved to Switzerland with her son during that time, and although she had a tough time finding cilantro for her dishes, it appears the mother and son duo enjoyed their time in Europe.

When Matthews scored his fourth goal, he didn’t celebrate much, and skated on like it was business as usual.

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It looked like mom and dad were getting used to it, too.

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Although Toronto ended up losing the game 5-4 to the Ottawa Senators, Matthews couldn’t deny that there was a bit of joy despite the defeat.

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“It was pretty special having my parents here… for them to kinda share the moment with me… so it’s definitely a pretty nice feeling,” said Matthews to reporters after the game.


READ: Meet The Latino Ballplayer Making The Postseason Exciting To Watch

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