Bob’s Burgers: Reimagined As Roberto’s Mariscos

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If you’re a fan of “Bob’s Burgers,” then you know how crazy, weird and funny the Belcher family is. But what if the Belcher family was a Latino family? Well, a few things would change…

Meet Roberto: owner of a struggling marisco restaurant.

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Ends don’t always meet, but they have enough money to hire mariachi. And that’s when it’s poppin’.

Instead of having a burger of the day, Roberto has a marisco of the day.

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And he’s super clever with his menu descriptions.

Then we have the lovely Linda, who loves singing Juan Gabriel songs.

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¡Queridaaaa!

She doesn’t read Tom Selleck novels, but she’s obsessed with romantic telenovelas, especially the infamous “Rubí.”

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She likes to play out these telenovela fantasies with her husband, Roberto.

Instead of having a stash of wine, Linda has cabinets full of tequila.

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Luckily for her, she and her husband own a marisco restaurant. She always has a coctel de camarón at hand to cure all her hangovers.

Then we have Teresita. Highly obsessed with butts. Not Jimmy Jr.’s buttocks… Cristiano Ronaldo’s. ?

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She calls herself a Ronaldo booty enthusiast.

Teresita is melodramatic about everything and highly inspired by the women in the telenovelas her mom watches.

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So of course, she quotes telenovelas every time she has a meltdown.

Then we have the musically talented Gerardo, who doesn’t play the keyboard, but he’s a pro at the accordion.

 

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So he says…

Last, but not least, there’s Louisawho isn’t into bunny ears, but she cannot live without her pink concha ears.

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If you ever catch her not wearing her ears it’s likely they’ve been stolen, but she’ll do anything to get them back.

Instead of showing her frustration to others by slapping them, she hits them with a hard chanclaso.

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She’s a little violent and aggressive, but it just translates to tough love.


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