You Know You’re Broke in College When…

“You Can’t Be Thaaaat Broke.”

If you’re a broke-ass, college student, chances are you’ve done some sketchy stuff to save cash. Stuff like: eating top ramen every morning, hitting up friends for gas money and wearing the same smelly clothes over and over. And there’s no time for work with 18 units a semester. But there is a way out. David Alvareeezy, and his blue-eyed friend Jorgie, share a secret to get you an upgrade from the 99 Cents Only Store to Dollar Tree. Hello, FAFSA.

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